6 hour long writers meetings!
Everybodys a writer!
Lisa G sits at the table!
Quality is showing!

6 hour long writers meetings!
Everybodys a writer!
Lisa G sits at the table!
Quality is showing!
It's just more of the Emperor's New Clothes strategy that has shaped Howard's career. He says that he's KOAM, America's Judge, creating The Revolution, etc. and keeps repeating it until enough people start to believe it. Now he thinks he can convince the listeners (and John Malone) that he's working really hard and improving his show and channels when there's been ZERO evidence to suggest anything has actually changed - they're still just recycling the same lame guests and bits and the programming on H101 still sucks.
and now we're supposed to get excited about the Hanzi show. They are actually going to fly him in from Canada. Nobody gives a fuck about Hanzi, except maybe Hanzi's parents.
But I don't even know if I believe the level of Hanzi's paranoia. I feel like it's manufactured to a certain extent. Howard is so freaked out about his image these days - i.e. kissing Lena Durham's ass and all the backpedaling involved - that he could not possibly give the reins to someone as (allegedly) unhinged as Hanzi for fear that Hanzi would say something that would turn middle America against America's Judge. We can't even have retards on anymore!! What has this world come to? RIP Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu.
Things magically happened when he had offered up an edgy forum that generated a large enough audience that enticed entertainers and audience members alike to create content. The magic ends when he turns that forum into a PC Libtard membership meeting.
Howard even took a dig at Tim today saying all of "Tim's" hard work has led to nothing but wack packer shows.
Guess Howard doesnt want Malone to think he is responsible for all the shit shows.
Please don't cock block me on Twitter

It's always been smoke and mirrors with Howard, that's one of the reason he doesn't get the respect he thinks he deserves from people outside of his fanbase. Now that so many of his former fans have wised up, he won't be getting it from them either.
Howard's become like the old fart teacher. Most teachers work very hard and put in hours that no one sees. But then you get that one lazy fuck who after the first few years, he gets tenure and just starts recycling the same old course plan. Same tests get recycled over and over. He does no prep during the summer, which most teachers do do. He just shows up in class, and goes through the motions. Kind of like the old fucker in the movie Teachers, who ends up dying at his desk, and no one notices all day.
I had a guy in high school who taught English lit. He gave us the same test three times and didn't even notice. By the third time we were all looking around at each other laughing our asses off.
Ha ha. I had a teacher in high school who I had for a few different classes and I did no homework but aced all of the tests. My last name ends with a Z and was the last person in class to get handed the test because he had a seating order in alphabetical order and everytime I got the test with the answer key on it...the guy was beside himself as to how I could do no work, yet get A's on his test. He never figured out why either.
Well he can't ultimately blame Sabean because he hired Sabean day 1 and the channels didn't turn into shit overnight. It's been 7 long years Howard has been waiting for Sabean to implement the revolution. Howard could have shitcanned him at any time. Malone knows this.

Imagine if you are john mallone who has been doing LBO's and M+A's all his life, basically finding value and removing waste, and you see this(on a PREMIUM station no less):
H101
2 pm 5 pm
Stern Show Shuffle
5 pm 6 pm
Jackie's Joke Hunt
6 pm 7 pm
Stern Show Shuffle
7 pm 8 pm
Riley Martin
8 pm 9 pm
Jackie's Joke Hunt
9 pm 10 pm
Stern Show Shuffle
10 pm 11 pm
Riley Martin
11 pm 2 am
Stern Show Shuffle
it's just a different way of saying "I hit it out of the park everyday." Same bullshit, different day. Only the casual listener or the delusional will buy into it.
"Screaming douchebags on my TV, our heroes are dumb and loud"
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