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  1. 01-22-2013, 03:37 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    And I'm not falling for that btw


    i like them

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  2. 01-22-2013, 03:38 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Lemme know when you start work, if you need some jokes and whatnot. I got your back, handsome
    Oh I need jokes, I need a lot of jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post


    i like them

    Is that like a buttery nipple or a screaming Viking?
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  4. 01-22-2013, 03:43 AM #64
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    Nobody drunks Midori for crissakes. Unless you work in a gay bar
    Thank Obama
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Nobody drunks Midori for crissakes. Unless you work in a gay bar
    oh dear

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  6. 01-22-2013, 03:48 AM #66
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    Check out my drinks, 13 drinks in 6 minutes after one hour of schooling! I'm like Tom cruise in cocktail

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  7. 01-22-2013, 03:49 AM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Nobody drunks Midori for crissakes. Unless you work in a gay bar
    Well I would like to keep my options open
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    oh dear

    He still can't believe the gays have their own bars now
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  9. 01-22-2013, 03:50 AM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Well I would like to keep my options open
    Just watch your back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    He still can't believe the gays have their own bars now
    They turn the barstools upside down. Seats 4 at one time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Check out my drinks, 13 drinks in 6 minutes after one hour of schooling! I'm like Tom cruise in cocktail

    nice

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  12. 01-22-2013, 03:54 AM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    They turn the barstools upside down. Seats 4 at one time

    That jokes older than your grey pubes. But still funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by This Fucker View Post
    Today is the day you sit back; observe the world you live in and the people you deal with on a daily basics. Stay warm as you open your eyes; unclog your bio-computer and gain a new perceptive which you hadn't had in years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    That jokes older than your grey pubes. But still funny
    Like the kid with no arms or legs. "Oh he's not gonna play, Mrs Johnson. We're just gonna use him as homeplate"

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    Oh and that Chinese broad kept putting the soda on the bottom then putting the liquor on top, I haven't done that since I was a teenager
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Oh and that Chinese broad kept putting the soda on the bottom then putting the liquor on top, I haven't done that since I was a teenager
    Prolly be whoring herself out to any guy who promises her a carton of cigarettes too.
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    "Hey Joe! You got Chocorates? Me show you good time" I know them chinks, believe you me
    Thank Obama
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Prolly be whoring herself out to any guy who promises her a carton of cigarettes too.
    I can afford a half carton and am horny as a jackrabbit, maybe I can Jew her down
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    "Hey Joe! You got Chocorates? Me show you good time" I know them chinks, believe you me
    Good bless em, thats why men like em as bar wenches, there is always the chance of a happy ending after pounding Natural Light all night.
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    Tell her you're a colonel in the Air Force and you have access to the BX. Always worked for me.
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