The Dawgs Breakfast

[Gwarn1]

gwarn -your in bartender school?

can you make a schnitlle?

There was a living social deal $198 for a two week certified course, figured why not, just sitting on the couch scratching my ass

Whats a schnitile?

[nightshift]

Good morning and Happy birthday everyone

[Gwarn1]

I once asked for a scotch and soda here and the bitch brought me a Dewars and Coca Cola

No bullshit but I love dewars and coke, I asked for one while flying first class a couple years ago, the flight attendant just rolled eyes as if to say "good fucking god I'm so sick of white trash cashng in their shitty miles for first class"

[MrWarmth]

She don't know what it is. These broads order these fancy shmancy frozen drinks and then sit there and giggle like retarted retarts. You want ice cream go to Dairy Queen bitch!

[MrWarmth]

No bullshit but I love dewars and coke, I asked for one while flying first class a couple years ago, the flight attendant just rolled eyes as if to say "good fucking god I'm so sick of white trash cashng in their shitty miles for first class"

I bet you stunk up the toilet too

[Gwarn1]

She don't know what it is. These broads order these fancy shmancy frozen drinks and then sit there and giggle like retarted retarts. You want ice cream go to Dairy Queen bitch!

She also couldn't find the frangelico, had no idea what midori was, had never heard of tanquary, and didn't know what the proof of Bacardi 151 meant, I'm going to take her under my wing though, I'm a nice guy that way, I want to see her make it

[nightshift]

She don't know what it is. These broads order these fancy shmancy frozen drinks and then sit there and giggle like retarted retarts. You want ice cream go to Dairy Queen bitch!

broads .....

[Gwarn1]

I bet you stunk up the toilet too

I don't shit in airplanes, what's a Matta wit yoo?

[nightshift]

There was a living social deal $198 for a two week certified course, figured why not, just sitting on the couch scratching my ass

Whats a schnitile?

order one sometime

[Gwarn1]

order one sometime

It sounds yucky

[sarnie]

She also couldn't find the frangelico, had no idea what midori was, had never heard of tanquary, and didn't know what the proof of Bacardi 151 meant, I'm going to take her under my wing though, I'm a nice guy that way, I want to see her make it

shes only in it to meet up with some drunk with a fat wallet

[MrWarmth]

I bet her name is Tiffany

[Gwarn1]

shes only in it to meet up with some drunk with a fat wallet

Sarnie, you are truly wise beyond your years.

[nightshift]

I bet her name is Tiffany

she spells it

tiphanie

[MrWarmth]

And she's a barrel of laughs to boot

[pheelios]

[MrWarmth]

Not Tiphanie, sarnie

[MrWarmth]

Lemme know when you start work, if you need some jokes and whatnot. I got your back, handsome

[pheelios]

Not Tiphanie, sarnie

[Gwarn1]

order one sometime

And I'm not falling for that btw