Would You Lose The Loads Of Respect You Have For Me If I Bought A Pet Pig?

[Jim J Jiblets]

My property owner has said "no cats or dogs" and I need a companion to keep me company. Ive never owned a pig before. I think it'd be kinda funny coming home to a huge pig sitting in my living room. But I dont know if they have bad habits like eating sweaters or leaving pig fur everywhere.

[gwartney]

Pigs can get huge. I mean fucking huge. They're cute when they are small but at about 400 lbs, they aren't so cute.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Do they need a lot of space to roam? My place isnt so big.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Also, can I leave it alone to sit in the house while I'm at work? Will he be safe?

[Ron Decline]

Name it animalgod

[gwartney]

Also, can I leave it alone to sit in the house while I'm at work? Will he be safe?

They are as smart as dogs. The fat bastard could bust your home up though.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Pigs can get huge. I mean fucking huge. They're cute when they are small but at about 400 lbs, they aren't so cute.

I like it when they are fatties.

Do they have teeth?

[Vyb]

Can't lose what I never had.

[acagirl98]

they are actually very clean animals but unless you get a pet sized tiny pig they need a sty. Not your untidy living room sty either.

[gwartney]

I like it when they are fatties.

Do they have teeth?

They all have teeth. Some breeds grow tusks.

[acagirl98]

They all have teeth. Some breeds grow tusks.

sharp teeth too

[gwartney]

Fuckers live a long time too. Once you have it, you could be stuck for 20 years with a huge fat eating and shitting machine.

[Smell Muhfinger]

[Jim J Jiblets]

Im imagining a fat pig lying down on the hardwood floor. Maybe use him as a bean bag while I watch movies. Is that unrealistic? Are they cuddley?

[acagirl98]

Fuckers live a long time too. Once you have it, you could be stuck for 20 years with a huge fat eating and shitting machine.

or body destroyer wiminz in BC got eaten at a pig farm.

[gwartney]

I remember in some movie, a murderer was tossing his victims to the pigs because they'd consume the whole body, bones included and not leave a trace. If Jim J. disappears one day, we'll know what happened.

[gwartney]

Im imagining a fat pig lying down on the hardwood floor. Maybe use him as a bean bag while I watch movies. Is that unrealistic? Are they cuddley?

I have it on good authority that they're downright tasty.

[acagirl98]

Im imagining a fat pig lying down on the hardwood floor. Maybe use him as a bean bag while I watch movies. Is that unrealistic? Are they cuddley?

honestly I'[d do one of the mini goats intead.I'm dying to own one of them

[Jim J Jiblets]

They all have teeth. Some breeds grow tusks.

I bet its like a cat bite after a while when they get to know the owner.

[acagirl98]

I remember in some movie, a murderer was tossing his victims to the pigs because they'd consume the whole body, bones included and not leave a trace. If Jim J. disappears one day, we'll know what happened.

i saw that one too. but also a murderer in british columbia did it too