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  1. 01-21-2013, 11:23 PM #21
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    I'd go for a chimpanzee if I was you.
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    Pygmy goat.
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    the mini goats with the horns are ador-ablee....omg.
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  4. 01-21-2013, 11:25 PM #24
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    The pig has to be bright pink. I'd probably groom it to remove all the excess white hair that inevitably takes over. Oil him up. Get that pig shine working.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    I'd go for a chimpanzee if I was you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Fuckers live a long time too. Once you have it, you could be stuck for 20 years with a huge fat eating and shitting machine.
    The future of AG's wife.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  7. 01-21-2013, 11:28 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    The future of AG's wife.
    I don't think AG has 20 years left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    I'd go for a chimpanzee if I was you.
    Ive got a pond in the back, and a pool. A pond and a pool. Pond might be good for you.
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    Arnold Ziffel was the coolest pig ever....

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    We are researching this.
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    Animalgod is way far up some peoples' rectums here.
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  12. 01-22-2013, 07:56 AM #32
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    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Animalgod is way far up some peoples' rectums here.
    For the record, I do not think it was acceptable for Gilaet to shit in your mouth after inviting you here
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  14. 01-22-2013, 07:57 AM #34
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    Look at those cute fuckers.
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    and they cost like zero to feed; they'll eat all your garbage

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    You should get a pet nig instead, this way you make it do all the household chores and cook for you. Just make sure you get a little one like this that you can control and overpower since the larger ones might be prone to violence:

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    Shut up Hal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Animalgod is way far up some peoples' rectums here.
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    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    and they cost like zero to feed; they'll eat all your garbage

    If you want them to be 300 lbs. Chiva and I are doing research into teacup pigs, they need a strict diet.
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  19. 01-22-2013, 08:21 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    If you want them to be 300 lbs. Chiva and I are doing research into teacup pigs, they need a strict diet.
    Add to the zoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    You should get a pet nig instead, this way you make it do all the household chores and cook for you. Just make sure you get a little one like this that you can control and overpower since the larger ones might be prone to violence:

    They grow up and rob and rape.
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