Jan 21's Bloody Pit Of Horror MLK Artie Lang Show Official Listening Viewing Thread

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Watching the replay now. The fucking visual is hilarious with Oderus sitting at the table with Artie & Balzac the Jaws of Death in the kitchen with Bocchetti lol..

[kev]

Hahaha Gwar fuck yeah. This is going to be good.

[IlluminatiJones]

Lol this gwar segment is hilarious

If "hilarious" still means what it did when I went to sleep, then I'd have to ask if there was a super-secret GWAR appearance that isn't on artielangeshow.com, because their appearance completely sucked.

Maybe the visual was better, but it couldn't have been enough to save it.

That's some schtick they have about being immortal and living up in the North Pole like monster-Santas.

[IlluminatiJones]

Brent Stover was god awful trying to be a real cohost and talking about being milquetoast and his god fearing at one of those absurd elmer gantry like huckster churches. The other guy so far is a lot better if pasty tits decides he wants to talk about his boring life

Stover lost me last Friday with his general douchiness, and it seems like he stopped by the douche store on the weekend for a refill.

He just doesn't belong there. His mere presence fucks with the cool "family" vibe they have there.

Mannix is way better.

Unfortunately Stover's got a cute gf who's a fan of Artie's. That can't hurt his standing.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Bocchetti vs. Balzac light saber duel!

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Stupid twat twin Marie didn't know u need real milk to make chocolate milk. them she brings back 2% and tries to tell Artie it's whole milk.

[Rodney21a]

Brent Stover was god awful trying to be a real cohost and talking about being milquetoast and his god fearing at one of those absurd elmer gantry like huckster churches. The other guy so far is a lot better if pasty tits decides he wants to talk about his boring life

Agreed. I hope when Artie said "She was repulsed by me like you would be if you weren't trying to get a job" is a sign of Artie's view on him as a co-host. Him and his boring my hot girlfriend is complaining about me not having a six pack abs.... was excruciating.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Agreed. I hope when Artie said "She was repulsed by me like you would be if you weren't trying to get a job" is a sign of Artie's view on him as a co-host. Him and his boring my hot girlfriend is complaining about me not having a six pack abs.... was excruciating.

Stiffer is skinny as a rail and is bitching he doesn't have a 6 pack anymore to Artie of all people.

[ltd86]

I assume all of the people here that complained about Nick interjecting politics for a few seconds once in a blue moon into the show are outraged that tonight's show featured John Salley spewing ignorance about politics for a good fifteen minutes.

[Rodney21a]

I called him a Hack Bench warmer....

[IlluminatiJones]

I assume all of the people here that complained about Nick interjecting politics for a few seconds once in a blue moon into the show are outraged that tonight's show featured John Salley spewing ignorance about politics for a good fifteen minutes.

Is your definition of "blue moon" hourly? Is your definition of "once" thrice?

Salley went on for 5 minutes with his "magic negro" kool aid-schpiel, and yes it annoyed me, as did most of the retarded things that came out of his mouth, but he's a guest not a co-host.

You have no idea how much you don't get it, do you?

And I think the only general assumption 'round these parts is that you're a jerk-off.................who's still here for why, exactly?!?



You already know how you feel and we don't care.

[Rodney21a]

I actually tuned out during John Sally's segment for many reasons least of which was his worship of Obama Cock. There is a reason he no longer has a gig in Media like he had on that lame as Best Dam Sports Show that was a boor unless somebody like Artie was on shaking shit up.

[ltd86]

Is your definition of "blue moon" hourly? Is your definition of "once" thrice?

Salley went on for 5 minutes with his "magic negro" kool aid-schpiel, and yes it annoyed me, as did most of the retarded things that came out of his mouth, but he's a guest not a co-host.

You have no idea how much you don't get it, do you?

And I think the only general assumption 'round these parts is that you're a jerk-off.................who's still here for why, exactly?!?



You already know how you feel and we don't care.

Can we still be friends?

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Hahaha Gwar fuck yeah. This is going to be good.

[mpa]

I assume all of the people here that complained about Nick interjecting politics for a few seconds once in a blue moon into the show are outraged that tonight's show featured John Salley spewing ignorance about politics for a good fifteen minutes.

Never heard it because dumb ass John Sally gets an instant fast forward from me. He's radio cholera

[mpa]

I don't get the Gwar schtick, fast forwarded through that, Pasty tits must be the most boring man in america, he really should shut the fuck up if he wants a job, talking isn't doing him any favors, I didn't listen to a second of the phone in guest, heard John Salley and couldn't hit fast forward quick enough. At lest he ripped the twins for a bit.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

[Mike]

Oh the new desk is interesting. It's like a TV News desk

[IlluminatiJones]

Agreed. I hope when Artie said "She was repulsed by me like you would be if you weren't trying to get a job" is a sign of Artie's view on him as a co-host. Him and his boring my hot girlfriend is complaining about me not having a six pack abs.... was excruciating.

Yeah, that was retarded.

"Get your 6-pack back and I'll bang you 3 times a day!". The idea of that is so retarded I read it in the twins' voice.

He's already banging you! The idea is to give some sort of extra-incentive: the ass whenever he wants it, cumming on your face, dress up/role play/dirty filthy-talk, another chick in bed, etc.
Get creative, dummy!

No guy wants more of the same. Write that down, ladies.

Only a stupid woman could make that "deal" and think it was a good one.
And Stover being douchebag enough to mention this "deal" on the air is grounds for dismissal.

Hit the bricks, pal!

[sternski]

...this was the best show yet....havent loled that hard in ages....hats off to our boy rod always bringin the funny.