Howard says again he doesn't like blow jobs...

**check1** · 01-21-2013, 11:00 PM

A man who doesn't like blow jobs. That seems a bit off.

**username** · 01-21-2013, 11:02 PM

*hint to all men*
Give the women an orgasm. Almost all women are so retarded that they believe that the orgasm is "love".

Then abuse abuse them and shoot the load in their face....

(the white stuff is real love from men. We love the women the 10 seconds we giss on them)

**check1** · 01-21-2013, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by username

*hint to all men*
Give the women an orgasm. Almost all women are so retarded that they believe that the orgasm is "love".

Then abuse abuse them and shoot the load in their face....

(the white stuff is real love from men. We love the women the 10 seconds we giss on them)

You must do well with the ladies over there in pakistan....or where ever.

**Vashier** · 01-21-2013, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by 143

I'm interested in this theory. have you written it out anywhere?

Sure but it's very short so I can tell it again.

Back when Howard was getting divorced he told the story about telling Ben. Ben couldn't believe his ears and told him, "what are you crazy? Get a woman on the side"(prolly said Shiksa). "You don't want to ever divorce your wife". Now why would that just pop into Ben's head unless he too had once thought about stepping out on Ray? A woman on the side wasn't all that unheard of at the time either. Now enter Ralph. He's a few years younger than Howard. (Perfect time for Ben to have stepped out, wife at home raising two young kids while he's away in the city working all kinds of hours.) Ralph looks and sounds just like a younger version of Howard. Ralph's father left them when he was young.

Howard takes Ralph in like no other person before. He's made statements that Ralph will always have a job with him. He'll always have a way to make a living. Seems kind of odd that Ralph comes and goes as he pleases compared to the real employees yet has enough income to live a great lifestyle. Something is odd when you compare what others around Howard have had to do to remain there while Ralph can fuck up everything and then get a huge Christmas bonus

**143** · 01-21-2013, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Vashier

Sure but it's very short so I can tell it again.

Back when Howard was getting divorced he told the story about telling Ben. Ben couldn't believe his ears and told him, "what are you crazy? Get a woman on the side"(prolly said Shiksa). "You don't want to ever divorce your wife". Now why would that just pop into Ben's head unless he too had once thought about stepping out on Ray? A woman on the side wasn't all that unheard of at the time either. Now enter Ralph. He's a few years younger than Howard. (Perfect time for Ben to have stepped out, wife at home raising two young kids while he's away in the city working all kinds of hours.) Ralph looks and sounds just like a younger version of Howard. Ralph's father left them when he was young.

Howard takes Ralph in like no other person before. He's made statements that Ralph will always have a job with him. He'll always have a way to make a living. Seems kind of odd that Ralph comes and goes as he pleases compared to the real employees yet has enough income to live a great lifestyle. Something is odd when you compare what others around Howard have had to do to remain there while Ralph can fuck up everything and then get a huge Christmas bonus

You may be on to something there.

Thanks

**check1** · 01-21-2013, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by Vashier

Sure but it's very short so I can tell it again.

Back when Howard was getting divorced he told the story about telling Ben. Ben couldn't believe his ears and told him, "what are you crazy? Get a woman on the side"(prolly said Shiksa). "You don't want to ever divorce your wife". Now why would that just pop into Ben's head unless he too had once thought about stepping out on Ray? A woman on the side wasn't all that unheard of at the time either. Now enter Ralph. He's a few years younger than Howard. (Perfect time for Ben to have stepped out, wife at home raising two young kids while he's away in the city working all kinds of hours.) Ralph looks and sounds just like a younger version of Howard. Ralph's father left them when he was young.

Howard takes Ralph in like no other person before. He's made statements that Ralph will always have a job with him. He'll always have a way to make a living. Seems kind of odd that Ralph comes and goes as he pleases compared to the real employees yet has enough income to live a great lifestyle. Something is odd when you compare what others around Howard have had to do to remain there while Ralph can fuck up everything and then get a huge Christmas bonus

Oh my. This means that Howette is (or was) in a gaysex relationship with his genetic bro?!

**check1** · 01-21-2013, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by 143

You may be on to something there.

Thanks

Is that you in the av?

**hbosch** · 01-21-2013, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by username

*hint to all men*
Give the women an orgasm. Almost all women are so retarded that they believe that the orgasm is "love".

Then abuse abuse them and shoot the load in their face....

(the white stuff is real love from men. We love the women the 10 seconds we giss on them)

damn, every time I read one of your posts I picture the fat guy in Hostel. The one who kidnapped the nerdy girl?
I can't help but believe ,after this post, that you've either starred or procured victims for any number of Eastern European snuff films.

**Imus O Sternsky** · 01-22-2013, 10:16 AM

Howard doesn't like BJ's because they leave a funny taste in his mouth and stain his new teefs

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 01-22-2013, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

Caller said "you now say you don't like blow jobs, but you have said that a couple chicks gave you some awesome ones...."
Howard stutters and says..."No one likes to think of me getting blow jobs.." and hangs up..

Questions for Dawgsaloon..
1) Howard implying Beth gives poor blow jobs, but wouldn't most guys take a bad one vs no bj at all?
2) Has Beth so indoctrinated Howard that BJ are demeaning to women???
3) Was Ralph's BJ the best he ever had?? (eight ball says "YES")

I don't know what show you were listening to, but the one i was listening to had the caller accuse him of not liking oral sex and Howard immediately refuted it.

**IlluminatiJones** · 01-22-2013, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Nemo

big ups for providing the audio, Nemo!

first off, those new chompers are RIDICULOUS!!!

"You mean like a lack of secksh?!?"

"What..............who shaid that?!?!?"

really, check out 0:20 of the clip.....................the whistling/lisping while he's trying to say "said" is astonishing.

and again, like with the Dunham thing, Howard doubles-down on the bullshit:

"I said sometimes I like straight sex; I just said I don't like blowjobs! I didn't say I don't get blowjobs; I said I don't like 'em"

So there!

He really fixed that caller's wagon!

He's so far gone he doesn't even know what to lie about anymore.

Beth just tweeted him that he should hire a lies-keep-straightener......................and to not expect her home this week.

it's a preemptive strike; she don't give 'em, so it's best to say he don't like 'em. Howard wins again.

but really, blowjobs are in at least 4 of the top 10 things in life:

sex
the wake-up blowjob
pizza
the nitey-nite blowjob
pancakes
the while-driving blowjob
buttsex
the first-time blowjob
beer
books/movies/tv shows/videogames/porn/guitar/travel

**Double Blizz** · 01-22-2013, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Lou Cypher

He said that it came off like an insult to her and he didn't do a good job explaining it to her.

That's because in real life there's no phone to hang up when you getput in an awkward spot. Fuckin douchebag,I wonder what happens when his daughters or others call him on his bullshit? He probably just stammers like a retarded fuck.

**cah155** · 01-22-2013, 01:42 PM

Howard is crazy. Some bjs I've had have been better than sex.

I wouldn't give Howard head either if I was Beth

**renchfrieswith** · 01-23-2013, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

Caller said "you now say you don't like blow jobs, but you have said that a couple chicks gave you some awesome ones...."
Howard stutters and says..."No one likes to think of me getting blow jobs.." and hangs up..

Questions for Dawgsaloon..
1) Howard implying Beth gives poor blow jobs, but wouldn't most guys take a bad one vs no bj at all?
2) Has Beth so indoctrinated Howard that BJ are demeaning to women???
3) Was Ralph's BJ the best he ever had?? (eight ball says "YES")

It could be that Beth is just bad at it.

I've had some really bad blowjobs from some really hot chicks.

**the Artie Chair** · 01-23-2013, 10:40 AM

DESPITE SLICK WILLIE's ARGUMENT TO THE CONTRARY BJ's ARE SEX!!!! .... as much as anal is sex and straight vaginal is sex. Sometimes I want vaginal sex, other times I want a BJ, other times a little anal would be a nice change of pace. A few too many cocktails that spill into late night and sometimes I can get all 3 in one session with my better half. Regardless, unless my lady is putting too much teeth on mr. willie. IT's ALL GOOD!!!! How in the fuck can any guy not like blow jobs???......unless he is giving them................... Howie... Howie... fess up. The time is right.... It might be time to come out of the closet..............NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT, HOWbiE