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  1. 01-21-2013, 11:31 AM #1
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    My tummy hurts!

    I just ate a 5.5 ounce pack of these......



    YUMMY!!!!
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  2. 01-21-2013, 11:31 AM #2
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    There is spittle on your keyboard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    There is spittle on your keyboard.
    He DID just get done eating.
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    Why dont you clean your keyboard, you dirty smelly nigger?
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    OMG those things are awesome. I eat the cream and throw out the caramel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    OMG those things are awesome. I eat the cream and throw out the caramel.
    You eat them for free at the supermarket
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    Why dont you clean your keyboard, you dirty smelly nigger?
    I read that in Charlton Heston's voice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    There is spittle on your keyboard.
    He's a guy. We eat over our keyboards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    Why dont you clean your keyboard, you dirty smelly nigger?
    WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    You eat them for free at the supermarket
    From the bulk candy bins? Is your wife a shoplifter who is crafty enough to digest the evidence?
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    You ate a dirty keyboard?
    Howard is a Vomit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    You eat them for free at the supermarket
    I don't see what that has to do with this conversation.
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    You have chicken grease and bacteria on your keyboard. Wash your hands before you eat you animal.
    Howard is a Vomit.
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    It's the keyboard in the police car so it's probably semen. I wiped it down with a Clorox wipe this morning but some things, obviously, are stubborn. I purell often!
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    that's the squad car keyboard and that's coffee. Am I right
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
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    Fucking cops. They think they're the king of the road
    Thank Obama
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    It's the keyboard in the police car so it's probably semen. I wiped it down with a Clorox wipe this morning but some things, obviously, are stubborn. I purell often!
    I was right!
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...A%C2%BA-%C2%AE
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    From the bulk candy bins? Is your wife a shoplifter who is crafty enough to digest the evidence?
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    I don't see what that has to do with this conversation.
    She has it down to a science
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  19. 01-21-2013, 11:39 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Fucking cops. They think they're the king of the road
    That makes no sense, dipshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    It's the keyboard in the police car so it's probably semen. I wiped it down with a Clorox wipe this morning but some things, obviously, are stubborn. I purell often!
    Ew.
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