What's Your Favorite Thing To Do In The Shower?

[Slippy]

I don't know, some bitches can control that shit. Ima practice writing my name in the shower...in bold.

I'd pay good money for video footage of this.

[Gwarn1]

I'd piss on you any day, Gwarn. Just 'cause I like you.

Awwwwwww, thanks slips

[Wing]

I'd pay good money for video footage of this.

Just buy me a waterproof video cam and we'll call it even.

[Slippy]

Just buy me a waterproof video cam and we'll call it even.

Would a polaroid and an umbrella suffice? I'm a little strapped for cash right now - Christmas was a bitch!

[Wing]

Would a polaroid and an umbrella suffice? I'm a little strapped for cash right now - Christmas was a bitch!

What if I saran wrap my phone? :

[Slippy]

What if I saran wrap my phone? :

Is this a setup? Saran wrap can be used to make things "insertable"...

My imagination runs wild as I think of the pictures you could get with these tactics!!!!!!!!

[Wing]

Is this a setup? Saran wrap can be used to make things "insertable"...

My imagination runs wild as I think of the pictures you could get with these tactics!!!!!!!!

You saran wrap the cucumbers..Don't you?

[Slippy]

You saran wrap the cucumbers..Don't you?

I gotta feed them to people afterwards. I think it's the polite thing to do.

[FunnyFarm2]

Now I know saran wrap had to be invented by a woman.

[flathead]

I want to shower at flat's house. He's got multiple showerheads...

You're are more than welcome. Now I just got to figure out how to explain this to a wifey.

[Slippy]

You're are more than welcome. Now I just got to figure out how to explain this to a wifey.

Does she like cherry jello? Pretty sure Wing and I could be convincing.

[HAL]

Pro tip

Never jerk off while taking a bath. Cause you gotta avoid the floating cum like someone took a dooty in a pool.

[Boss Ono]

Then why does she chat with us all the time?

Too easy...

[sarnie]

Too easy...

[beetlejosh]

[Boss Ono]

Good morning. Hope all is well with you. We are getting maybe 5" of snow tonight. I will be drinking coffee with extra cream allllll day.

[MrWarmth]

I hear you shower by going through the car wash

[HeinousMark]

When I built this house I put a huge shower in the master bath. 8' x 6' with a bench and multiple showerheads. I'm 6'4" so I raised the highest showerheads so I didn't have to bendover to rinse my hair. You turn on all the shower heads and it's like being in a carwash.

God that sounds awesome, I want a setup like that so bad....I'm 6'2", a bit on the thick side, and I'm stuck with one of those awful little phone-booth shower stalls, just enough room to turn around in and I have to duck my head to get under the shower head.....

I got the same problem fitting into a standard size bathtub, and it sucks because now and then I wouldn't mind just soaking in a nice hot bath without having to become a contortionist to get in it......