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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    I'm looking into a clit job.

    I've had dreams of having a cock. Just looked down and there it was...
    I think I was a dude in a past life.



    If you could wrestle us in jello, which flavor would you pick?
    Can they make a clit 8 inches with girth? I'd be downright impressed, and we would get married and live happily ever after!
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Slippy, do you consider yourself attractive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Slippy, do you consider yourself attractive?
    You didn't ask me but I find her very attractive
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    Sadly me too! My ex choked me unconscious quite a few times!


    My parents paid him to never contact me again, and he didn't. Thought he loved e

    Makes me angry.

    Yea, no one that chokes you till you pass out is gonna be a keeper. You are lucky he didn't kill you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    I'm looking into a clit job.

    I've had dreams of having a cock. Just looked down and there it was...
    I think I was a dude in a past life.
    Having a penis is a blast. I love mine. Having said that, it would be a real disappointment to see one on you Wing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post

    Makes me angry.

    Yea, no one that chokes you till you pass out is gonna be a keeper. You are lucky he didn't kill you.
    It makes me angry with myself. I'm a "no nonsense" kind of girl. I should have left with the first hit. Why it got to a second or third will always be beyond me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Having a penis is a blast. I love mine. Having said that, it would be a real disappointment to see one on you Wing.
    I swear I'd never leave the house. I'd play with it all day long.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    It would hardly matter but lets say orange.
    Black cherry would hide your bruises better.






    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Can they make a clit 8 inches with girth? I'd be downright impressed, and we would get married and live happily ever after!
    I may or may not have seen one in a hentai.
    Hell, anything is possible these days.

    Have you seen that thread in the Hot Chicks forum of dudes that are hotter than Beth?
    Some of those dudes look more feminine than me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post

    Makes me angry.

    Yea, no one that chokes you till you pass out is gonna be a keeper. You are lucky he didn't kill you.
    Yeah, he was nuts evn bought me a puppy only to get and at me and come to my work to launch him across the restapurant at me. Broke the little guys leg


    Ps. I still have the puppy and he us doing great. My parents came and took him back to their place that night. I went back with the guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    Black cherry would hide your bruises better.







    I may or may not have seen one in a hentai.
    Hell, anything is possible these days.

    Have you seen that thread in the Hot Chicks forum of dudes that are hotter than Beth?
    Some of those dudes look more feminine than me!
    I haven't seen it.....but that's fuckin' funny!!!

    I once dated a guy more feminine than me. It was...embarrassing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Having a penis is a blast. I love mine. Having said that, it would be a real disappointment to see one on you Wing.
    No worries, I got a little puff to my stuff, but I'm not packin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    Yeah, he was nuts evn bought me a puppy only to get and at me and come to my work to launch him across the restapurant at me. Broke the little guys leg


    Ps. I still have the puppy and he us doing great. My parents came and took him back to their place that night. I went back with the guy
    jesus fuck...I want to come back as a large man in my next life...and not just to have my own penis (though that will rock)

    So that I can beat the ever-loving-SHIT out of guys like that. Who fucking hurls a puppy???
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    It makes me angry with myself. I'm a "no nonsense" kind of girl. I should have left with the first hit. Why it got to a second or third will always be beyond me.
    It's hard to leave when they tell you it's your fault and they love you, that's why they act that way.

    Eyeroll. I will never go through that again. You live and learn
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    How many mother fucks do i have to rep before i can hit kelli again!!!???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    How many mother fucks do i have to rep before i can hit kelli again!!!???
    I got her for ya.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    jesus fuck...I want to come back as a large man in my next life...and not just to have my own penis (though that will rock)

    So that I can beat the ever-loving-SHIT out of guys like that. Who fucking hurls a puppy???
    He used to check in on me every hour to make sure I was still working. He calked and I was super busy, said I'll call you back and hung up. Ten minutes later I see my two month old dog being thrown at me. Work calked the cops. Parents came and got my dog. And stupid me went to court and defend the guy so he wouldn't get in trouble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    Yeah, he was nuts evn bought me a puppy only to get and at me and come to my work to launch him across the restapurant at me. Broke the little guys leg


    Ps. I still have the puppy and he us doing great. My parents came and took him back to their place that night. I went back with the guy
    Clearly a soulless demon!




    Bitches be crazy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I haven't seen it.....but that's fuckin' funny!!!

    I once dated a guy more feminine than me. It was...embarrassing.
    Did it feel like you had gone gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    How many mother fucks do i have to rep before i can hit kelli again!!!???
    It's kellie



    Hi there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I swear I'd never leave the house. I'd play with it all day long.
    It's a wonder I get anything accomplished.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    Black cherry would hide your bruises better.









    I may or may not have seen one in a hentai.
    Hell, anything is possible these days.

    Have you seen that thread in the Hot Chicks forum of dudes that are hotter than Beth?
    Some of those dudes look more feminine than me!
    I do believe if I was to ever get you & Slippy in a bowl of Jello I would come out of it batter & bruised.



    and completely sated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I haven't seen it.....but that's fuckin' funny!!!

    I once dated a guy more feminine than me. It was...embarrassing.
    i hate guys that take longer than me to get ready, makes me angry
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