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  1. 01-21-2013, 12:43 AM #1
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    Bobtraw bashing the Bar and Chriza, in the Howard forum.

    I warned you guys about this twat.
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    When was that last time you had a decent shower?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    When was that last time you had a decent shower?
    Today. I was very careful to not let the water get into any orafices, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Today. I was very careful to not let the water get into any orafices, though.
    Ewwwwwwwwwww it's that bad huh?
    How long until they fix this problem for good?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    Ewwwwwwwwwww it's that bad huh?
    How long until they fix this problem for good?
    Apparently our water source is currently some swamp on one of the lines. The prediction to fix the main is approximately a week - but who the hell knows? I have 6 cases of water in the garage, 2 pots of boiled water on the stove. Bottle of water in each bathroom for tooth-brushing. It's a pain in the ass...but it could've been worse. They could have NOT found us an alternative water source, and I wouldn't even have the capability to flush my toilets right now. 2 grown men, 2 young boys in the house...it would've been ugly very fast.
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    Dirty water.
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    What's wrong with your water? Got a bad pipe or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    bobtraw has a waaaay prettier face than you.


    She posts unflattering body shots here and there, but a few weeks in the gym and she'd blow your ass away.
    I didn't know you were funny!!!!

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    What's wrong with your water? Got a bad pipe or something?
    The watermain to the town broke on Friday. We were without water on Friday, they re-sourced it on Saturday. I feel like one of those cute black kids carrying water from the dirty watering hole, right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I didn't know you were funny!!!!


    This is better looking than you. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    This is better looking than you. Sorry.



    God bless men like you, with low standards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    This is better looking than you. Sorry.

    That's actually a pretty pic of her.
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    Aces, you're my poker buddy and all, but you gotta get yourself to an optometrist.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    This is better looking than you. Sorry.

    Looks like she cuts








































    her own bangs. Very crooked
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Dirty water.
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    Can we just talk about fucking instead?
    Not the drama type.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post


    Can we just talk about fucking instead?
    Not the drama type.
    I'm down with that. You go first!
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    I do like bobtraws glasses
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    Bobtraw's white christmas tree pic is gorg.
    I wanna boink you to Frank Sinatra

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    I'm down with that. You go first!
    If you do not like anal, I will be very disappointed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    I wanna boink you to Frank Sinatra



    If you do not like anal, I will be very disappointed.
    Ok, time for bed! Anal scares me! Bye girls and guys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    I wanna boink you to Frank Sinatra



    If you do not like anal, I will be very disappointed.
    I refer to anal as "drunk dirty sex". It's painful, so I don't do it often...but I do give up the bum on occasion! Usually occasions involving hard alcohol...

    You wanna put things in my bum Wing? I'd likely let you before a guy.
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