The Wig Theory

[Hateman]

[IlluminatiJones]

he got started early down a bad road and couldn't make any abrupt changes without it looking even more strange and raising even more eyebrows

but at some point he's going to have to switch to some sort of more age-appropriate system

isn't he?!?

i've never seen a 58-year-old with anything like that on their head, but i've triple-never seen a 68-year-old with anything like that on their head

i don't think just adding more grey will do it....................what senior citizen has tight curly hair like that?!?

Phil Spector laughs at him.

[Nemo]

Start a petition, get 25,000 signatures, and make Obama weigh in on it.
Be specific so Wiggy can't wiggle out of it.'
Unnatural situation a top the Stern head including wig,plugs,extensions, and hair powder.

[ohmicah]

Start a petition, get 25,000 signatures, and make Obama weigh in on it.
Be specific so Wiggy can't wiggle out of it.'
Unnatural situation a top the Stern head including wig,plugs,extensions, and hair powder.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

Start a petition, get 25,000 signatures, and make Obama weigh in on it.
Be specific so Wiggy can't wiggle out of it.'
Unnatural situation a top the Stern head including wig,plugs,extensions, and hair powder.

(You need 100,000 now after the Piers Morgan petition.)

[dalecooper]

He has a severe case of Body Dysmorphic Disorder, almost as bad as Michael Jackson. Knowing that doesn't make him less dislikable, or less physically hideous, but it does make his hair system and chin jutting easier to understand.

[tired]

I don't hate Howard because of the wig, I hate him because of the lies! Robin this is my jet long black hair.

[MyLazyHand]

Howard has terrible ears. The wig is meant to keep them covered up.

[DrSublux]

Chriza your thoughts on this? Please

[DogStar69]

If you have eyesight it's not a theory.

and if you have unlimited funds it's still not your real hair and won't look like it is.

and if you had real hair would you wear it in such a stupid style?

Riddle me this: If he doesn't wear a wig why is he always wearing a wig?

[stripes]

wiggy has a tiny head also which that mop helps to hide, almost beetlejuice like.

[killallposers]

i've been re-listening to the sirius years. i can't remember which year, but howard was talking about going on letterman and wanting to do something big. i believe it was after the appearance when he said he really considered shaving his head right before he walked out. artie said he didn't believe for a second howard would do that. i of course didn't believe it for a second either, but he said to artie something like "oh, i would. you have no idea". thinking back, maybe he really did consider it. it would've been his way out of the lie he's been living without having to own up.

[IlluminatiJones]

i've been re-listening to the sirius years. i can't remember which year, but howard was talking about going on letterman and wanting to do something big. i believe it was after the appearance when he said he really considered shaving his head right before he walked out. artie said he didn't believe for a second howard would do that. i of course didn't believe it for a second either, but he said to artie something like "oh, i would. you have no idea". thinking back, maybe he really did consider it. it would've been his way out of the lie he's been living without having to own up.

nah.............talk is cheap, and Stern-talk is worth even less.

there's no way he would expose what's really doing on that head with all the plug-scars and such. some great poster.................the Zed guy?...................zoomed in on a screen grab of Howard back in the Channel 9 days taking off his Larry King hair and make-up. you could see all the plug-scars at his "hair line"; it was quite the nasty. Zed went on to dissect what Howard had done and why he's kind of stuck with that look.

and really, being stuck with his current "look" is the only explanation for having that look.

it's either that or he lost an extremely strange, extremely long-term bet.

[BethsZygote]

The wig theory is based off of Mein Kampf and 'a big lie', have a wig so bad, that no one would dare question whether it was real or not.