We Are All Related

[Popeye Saavedra]

about 4,500 years ago, there were eight human beings alive. eight.

You just trolling us, right? I mean you don't actually believe this do you?

[Root]

You just trolling us, right? I mean you don't actually believe this do you?

I think he's serious, he's just told me that if I think God isn't real, then the moon is also fake...

[MatthewT]

I don't see how you find literal interpretation of the bible to be a necessary component of your belief in Jesus. The gymnastics you have to perform to uphold a cornerstone of your beliefs when you are a literalist drive people into mental instability

not when it fits all the facts

[MatthewT]

I think he's serious, he's just told me that if I think God isn't real, then the moon is also fake...

you missed the point. the realness of things is not dependent upon your beliefs. if you do not believe in London, London still exists.

if you do not believe in hell, hell still exists.

it's the same thought process, you're caught up in solipsism. God isn't bloody Tinkerbell; He does not get more real the more people who clap for Him

[jokeland]

not when it fits all the facts

It really doesn't and you don't seem to be the type to ignorantly believe that the devil is just putting physical evidence around the universe to test people's beliefs.

[Popeye Saavedra]

I think he's serious, he's just told me that if I think God isn't real, then the moon is also fake...

I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here. I still think he might be trolling us for his amusement.

[MatthewT]

It really doesn't and you don't seem to be the type to ignorantly believe that the devil is just putting physical evidence around the universe to test people's beliefs.

no, i don't believe that at all. i just see one side getting their message out, and one side not challenging it. biggest example is the geological column.

evolutionists say every layer used to be the earth's crust

young earth creationists say it's dried mud layers from after the flood

there's far more evidence for the latter than the former, but the former is "peer reviewed" and the latter is not. yet it is true. sedimentary rock = sediment = mud under hydrological pressures of a mile of water, drying in layers.

it also has the benefit of explaining why the column can be inverted in a very tight "V" shape, and the existence of polystrate fossils. as well as most fossils being creatures that used to live on the bottom of the sea, and were most protected from the ravages of the Flood, with attendent volcanos and other land eruptions, plus the breaking of the waters from the deep.

the Flood was no joke. it was massive. it broke the earth, likely spun it off its axis.

[MatthewT]

it's really the essence of the "revealed truth from God" vs. "the best answer mankind can come up with at the moment"

to me, when viewed that way, the answer is childishly obvious: the Creator is smarter than the combined creation

[Root]

you missed the point. the realness of things is not dependent upon your beliefs. if you do not believe in London, London still exists.

if you do not believe in hell, hell still exists.

it's the same thought process, you're caught up in solipsism. God isn't bloody Tinkerbell; He does not get more real the more people who clap for Him

The difference between Hell & London is quite substantial; one is the largest city in England (a REAL place), the other is a place of torture and damnation (not real)

God would be more believable if he was Tinkerbell. Do you know how marketable that shit is????

I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here. I still think he might be trolling us for his amusement.

Well, I'm amused at the least

the Flood was no joke. it was massive. it broke the earth, likely spun it off its axis.

Yeah, no joke

[HeinousMark]

I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here. I still think he might be trolling us for his amusement.

That's what I've been saying (and hoping) for months now. If he's not a troll, he needs to be committed somewhere so he can get some help; it's a very sad but frightening condition.

[MatthewT]

I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here. I still think he might be trolling us for his amusement.

i'm tortured for what i do here, by beings that would turn you white if you saw them. i count it as a blessing.

[MatthewT]

That's what I've been saying (and hoping) for months now. If he's not a troll, he needs to be committed somewhere so he can get some help; it's a very sad but frightening condition.

it's outcome dependent; if we all die and nothing happens, congrats, you win

if we die and I'm in heavenly bliss and you're in flames and agony, we both lose. but you lose more. i just lose 'cause i had the chance to tell you the gospel and you rejected it. you lose because you're on fire forever, and the fire will not go out, and you will not die. ever.

[MatthewT]

The difference between Hell & London is quite substantial; one is the largest city in England (a REAL place), the other is a place of torture and damnation (not real)

God would be more believable if he was Tinkerbell. Do you know how marketable that shit is????



Well, I'm amused at the least



Yeah, no joke

london is now visible, and temporal, and real

hell is now invisible, and eternal, and real

that's the difference. one you can see now, and one you will see later, if you do not repent and turn to Jesus to save you.

i can't get any clearer than that. you are going to hell if you do not ask Jesus to save you; He died for your sins already; rose from the dead; and offers pardon to all who seek Him. and if you seek Him, you will find Him.

[Root]

it's outcome dependent; if we all die and nothing happens, congrats, you win

if we die and I'm in heavenly bliss and you're in flames and agony, we both lose. but you lose more. i just lose 'cause i had the chance to tell you the gospel and you rejected it. you lose because you're on fire forever, and the fire will not go out, and you will not die. ever.

london is now visible, and temporal, and real

hell is now invisible, and eternal, and real

that's the difference. one you can see now, and one you will see later, if you do not repent and turn to Jesus to save you.

i can't get any clearer than that. you are going to hell if you do not ask Jesus to save you; He died for your sins already; rose from the dead; and offers pardon to all who seek Him. and if you seek Him, you will find Him.

Honestly, I can't compete with comic genius like this, I'm out....

[MatthewT]

it's a worldview that is different from yours

i am familiar with both, and have chosen the more helpful, the more powerful, the more hopeful, and the more truthful worldview

you should consider both before you reject one out of ignorance

[MatthewT]

er, none of you have any facts or evidence to rebut or refute any facts or evidence i presented in this thread

are you sure you've all thought out this eternal life thing properly?

[MatthewT]

Mitochondrial Eve and biblical Eve are looking good: criticism of young age is premature

by Carl Wieland
6 July 2006
Mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) indicates that all women have descended from a single woman, called mitochondrial Eve.¹ This does not prove that she was the only woman alive at the time, but is consistent with it. High mutation rates indicate that this ancestor lived at about the time of the biblical Eve as well.

[MatthewT]

http://creation.com/mitochondrial-ev...e-is-premature

sources, facts, evidence, you know, stuff

[Schmoopy]

Hey, this guy says we are all one big incestual family.
He seems to know what he is talking about.

Christians basically believe the same thing.

Theories? Thoughts?






We are all distant relatives of Schmoopy.

Schmoopy mention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Schmoopy]

I searched my italian last name on facebook once and a bunch of blacks from nigeria had the same last name.

But it was in an area that italy had colonized, so hopefully it just means somebody in my family owned slaves.

And don't bother with the True Romance youtube, assholes.