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  1. 01-21-2013, 10:24 AM #1
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    Est. how long it will take the smoke to vacate your rectum once Obamas done speaking

    I felt it particularly hard here. I'm anticipating my anus will be venting smoke for two, to two & a half hours....



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  2. 01-21-2013, 10:25 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  3. 01-21-2013, 10:27 AM #3
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    LOL, bad day for the haters
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  4. 01-21-2013, 10:28 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Est. how long it will take the smoke to vacate your rectum once Obamas done speaking
    You're supposed to be listening with your ears, not your ass.

    But since your head is up your ass, I understand.
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  5. 01-21-2013, 10:29 AM #5
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  6. 01-21-2013, 10:33 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    You're supposed to be listening with your ears, not your ass.

    But since your head is up your ass, I understand.



    The phrase "blowing smoke", meaning to deceive and/or distract, has been around for years. The "up ones ass" part is a fairly new addition. The origin of the "blowing smoke" part is from stage magic, where magicians use smoke to hide their actions or to distract the audience. So if your actions were meant to distract or deceive, you were said to be blowing smoke. Of course, anyone who studies American slang knows that pretty much any phrase can be improved by adding a reference to someones ass, so I suppose it's inevitable the that is where the smoke would eventually be blown.
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  7. 01-21-2013, 10:34 AM #7
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    Do you ever shut the fuck up about niggers and your asshole?

    Fat, racist faggot
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  8. 01-21-2013, 10:38 AM #8
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    This thread is ​very controversial.
    Preservation through destruction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Do you ever shut the fuck up about niggers and your asshole?

    Fat, racist faggot
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  10. 01-21-2013, 10:51 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Do you ever shut the fuck up about niggers and your asshole?

    Fat, racist faggot

    Did Mom bring your lunch down to you before or after Obama's speech ??


    "I said EX-SHTRA Mayo, Ma.... Ex-Shtra" !!

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    I like Obama.
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  12. 01-21-2013, 10:53 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by nfbuckeye View Post
    This thread is ​very controversial.

    Much like choosing to name yourself after an Anus
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Did Mom bring your lunch down to you before or after Obama's speech ??


    "I said EX-SHTRA Mayo, Ma.... Ex-Shtra" !!

    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  14. 01-21-2013, 10:57 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The dick? Yeah it was awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The dick? Yeah it was awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The dick? Yeah it was awesome
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  17. 01-21-2013, 10:59 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    LOL, bad day for the haters
    LOL, bad day for the economy.
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  18. 01-21-2013, 11:00 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post

    Way to contribute, Einstein
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post


    That's awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    LOL, bad day for the economy.

    Yeeaaah...that's Obama's fault too
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