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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I thought that was the punch in the nut one?
    I can't remember that one...
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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    This thread took a weird turn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Yu bitches ain't shit! Always slagging guys that don't perform well! You are responsible for your oworgasm, make it happen for fucks sake. And quit giving us shit if we blow in a minute or two! Your pussy just feels too fucking good, we can't help it! Sometimes it just happens you twats! No guy would complain if you ladies got off in thirty seconds, sure would save us a lot of energy
    relax!!!
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    I was right for once. : nutpunch:
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    Turned 30 last june but haven't had sex since I was in my twenties
    I think I stopped faking around 30.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    You need to communicate your needs. Women cum in very different ways but they don't tell us shit, allways keep us guessing, then bitch and moan that we underperformed.
    Do I strike you as somebody who doesn't communicate my needs? I do. Sometimes guys have listening issues - most of the time, actually - but especially in the throes of sex. I do NOT bitch and moan. I will simply look at him and say "what's your rollover time? That didn't work for me - fuel up." I'll tell him move for move, and rhythm by rhythm -but if you have somebody that doesn't listen - well, for me...that's a guy that will be fucking 10X that night, until he goddamn gets it right.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    none needed, guess I lucked out.

    if I get off from the nipple play, don't need to do anything with my clit.
    Wow! I had no idea that was possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelliejean View Post
    haven't had sex since I was in my twenties
    You sound like schmoopy

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    relax!!!
    Ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Wow! I had no idea that was possible.
    I've tried touching my clit after a nipple orgasm, but not much happens.. its like my body is content from having it the other way.
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    You sound like schmoopy
    No need to be cruel.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    You sound like schmoopy
    Umm ok
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    Banned? Okay I'll be on my way then I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss Ono View Post
    Banned? Okay I'll be on my way then I guess.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I had the same thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Ok
    I'm usually pretty good at telling a guy what i need while we're having sex. Anyways, can't help it if they cum fast at times in my opinion.. It does happen.
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I think I stopped faking around 30.



    Do I strike you as somebody who doesn't communicate my needs? I do. Sometimes guys have listening issues - most of the time, actually - but especially in the throes of sex. I do NOT bitch and moan. I will simply look at him and say "what's your rollover time? That didn't work for me - fuel up." I'll tell him move for move, and rhythm by rhythm -but if you have somebody that doesn't listen - well, for me...that's a guy that will be fucking 10X that night, until he goddamn gets it right.
    You do realize if you tried that shit with me I would do things to you that would make a porn star vomit. There is no telling me shit after that. move for move my ass! You're there for my pleasure, and I would make sure you know that!

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    All right somebody spill it. What is going on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss Ono View Post
    All right somebody spill it. What is going on?
    What's you talking about? Meanie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    You do realize if you tried that shit with me I would do things to you that would make a porn star vomit. There is no telling me shit after that. move for move my ass! You're there for my pleasure, and I would make sure you know that!
    Gwarn!


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