I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date

[2Manboobs]

..... So when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous

[Mur]

[2Manboobs]

[acagirl98]

I like this dating talk from you, I didn't think you ever did.

[DogStar69]

..... So when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous

That's funny I just saw a car like that yesterday night. They had the cap on a plastic tab hanging out the gas cap door, I was gonna honk and point, but decided not to.

[freds]

I like this dating talk from you, I didn't think you ever did.

by "date" he means rubbing up next to an old lady at the Costco sampling kiosks.




Mmmmmmm.

[freds]

"can i rub this cheesy bread on you... honey?"

[freds]

Kirkland for the sexy win.

[2Manboobs]

I like this dating talk from you, I didn't think you ever did.

Of course I do... I just find it a bit douchey to talk about.

I may even get re-married someday

[2Manboobs]

by "date" he means rubbing up next to an old lady at the Costco sampling kiosks.




Mmmmmmm.

Geriatric women are not my thing, just yet.... I've got no worries in the female department. I get what I need, when I desire it

[acagirl98]

Kirkland for the sexy win.

As I read these I actually pictured you them saying them outloud to your monitor

and i have to go to costco tmw. please don't let there be cheese bread

Of course I do... I just find it a bit douchey to talk about.

I may even get re-married someday

Okay that I honestly never thought I would hear from you. I'm overly excited to be wrong, good for you

[2Manboobs]

"can i rub this cheesy bread on you... honey?"

Food fetishes do nothing for me.

[acagirl98]

night fellas

[2Manboobs]

That's funny I just saw a car like that yesterday night. They had the cap on a plastic tab hanging out the gas cap door, I was gonna honk and point, but decided not to.

You missed an opportunity to help a brother impress his old lady...

[2Manboobs]

night fellas

'night, Sunshine ...

[Scott]

I find that if you attach a dead baby to your bumper people really freak out at you. She'll think you're the second coming of Elvis.

[2Manboobs]

I find that if you attach a dead baby to your bumper people really freak out at you. She'll think you're the second coming of Elvis.

Dead babies just aren't as easy to come by as they used to be....

[Scott]

Dead babies just aren't as easy to come by as they used to be....

How bad do you want it?

[2Manboobs]

How bad do you want it?

I'm gonna try the severed Kangaroo head first... If that doesn't work, I may hit you up.

[GHP]

..... So when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous

Sipowitz used this very line a couple of years ago. I thought he made it up so I made one up and used it on him. He thought I was mocking him and got all pissed off

Good times