

I blew a lime green booger into a towel once during a cold... It had to have been 3 inches long, by an inch & a half wide.. with the consistency of dried silicone caulking ..I couldn't believe that thing was just in my nasal passage...Once that was extracted, it felt like my lung capacity tripled in volume ....It was a glorious, glorious feeling
It really deserves it's own thread, but I gotta put a really Massive, Life-Altering Shit right up there.....thanks to whoever coined that phrase
One of those bunker busters, where afterwards, you can feel your innards shifting around like they just got out of a very long and crowded sermon in church....

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