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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Please take note that Tha Kid is co-opting your verbiage!
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    I need that right now. My left sinus cavity feels like it's full of rubber cement....
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Not as good as wiping your ass with a towel

    As long as the towel's wet ....Otherwise, it just smears like peanut butter

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I need that right now. My left sinus cavity feels like it's full of rubber cement....


    I blew a lime green booger into a towel once during a cold... It had to have been 3 inches long, by an inch & a half wide.. with the consistency of dried silicone caulking ..I couldn't believe that thing was just in my nasal passage...Once that was extracted, it felt like my lung capacity tripled in volume ....It was a glorious, glorious feeling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Clearing an airway blocking booger is right up there where an orgasm on terms of best feelings.


    Indeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    I blew a lime green booger into a towel once during a cold... It had to have been 3 inches long, by an inch & a half wide.. with the consistency of dried silicone caulking ..I couldn't believe that thing was just in my nasal passage...Once that was extracted, it felt like my lung capacity tripled in volume ....It was a glorious, glorious feeling
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    It really deserves it's own thread, but I gotta put a really Massive, Life-Altering Shit right up there.....thanks to whoever coined that phrase

    One of those bunker busters, where afterwards, you can feel your innards shifting around like they just got out of a very long and crowded sermon in church....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    It really deserves it's own thread, but I gotta put a really Massive, Life-Altering Shit right up there.....thanks to whoever coined that phrase

    One of those bunker busters, where afterwards, you can feel your innards shifting around like they just got out of a very long and crowded sermon in church....
    Like The Cupster before me, I must hang the "I invented that" placard on the phrase "life altering shit" I am sure others have said it, but I arrived at it independently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Like The Cupster before me, I must hang the "I invented that" placard on the phrase "life altering shit" I am sure others have said it, but I arrived at it independently.


    Well, I personally find it second only to your "Would Hit. LOL. Chriza" work... Bravo, Goatman, Bravo
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    It really deserves it's own thread, but I gotta put a really Massive, Life-Altering Shit right up there.....thanks to whoever coined that phrase

    One of those bunker busters, where afterwards, you can feel your innards shifting around like they just got out of a very long and crowded sermon in church....
    You know, it's said that people who hold in their mud are subconsciously trying to please their mom...

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