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  1. 01-18-2013, 11:02 PM #1
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    Is blowing an enormous, cavity-clearing booger into a towel one of the best feelings

    ...life has to offer???

    When all the trailing snot, loose nose hair, and accompanying satellite-boogers come out all in one honking blast ...And, all of a sudden outside air has an unobstructed pathway straight to your lungs.... Its like the clouds just parted, the birds start singing, and Van Halens "Beautiful Girls" comes on the radio all at the same time .... ... It really is the simple things in life


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  2. 01-18-2013, 11:06 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.
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    This fucking guy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    This fucking guy...
    He speaks to me
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  5. 01-18-2013, 11:37 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post

    What is this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    This fucking guy...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    What is this?
    I agree about the boogers by the way.
    Last edited by Scott; 01-19-2013 at 12:12 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.
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  9. 01-19-2013, 07:47 AM #9
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    Not as good as wiping your ass with a towel

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    Clearing an airway blocking booger is right up there where an orgasm on terms of best feelings.
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  11. 01-19-2013, 07:51 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    ...life has to offer???

    When all the trailing snot, loose nose hair, and accompanying satellite-boogers come out all in one honking blast ...And, all of a sudden outside air has a unobstructed pathway straight to your lungs.... Its like the clouds just parted, the birds start singing, and Van Halens "Beautiful Girls" comes on the radio all at the same time .... ... It really is the simple things in life


    Your thoughts. . . .




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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Not as good as wiping your ass with a towel
    I just don't see that doing it for me.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    He speaks to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    I just don't see that doing it for me.
    That's because your wife probably does it for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    That's because your wife probably does it for you
    Oh.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    ...life has to offer???

    When all the trailing snot, loose nose hair, and accompanying satellite-boogers come out all in one honking blast ...And, all of a sudden outside air has a unobstructed pathway straight to your lungs.... Its like the clouds just parted, the birds start singing, and Van Halens "Beautiful Girls" comes on the radio all at the same time .... ... It really is the simple things in life


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  17. 01-19-2013, 08:05 AM #17
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    This is a life affirming moment.
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  18. 01-19-2013, 08:12 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Robert of Trawr!
    Please take note that Tha Kid is co-opting your verbiage!
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  20. 01-19-2013, 08:51 AM #20
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    amen brother

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