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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I tried to wash the dishes around 5:30, and the water pressure was just gone. I was worried that I'd frozen a line somewhere.

    So I ran every toilet and tap in the house for a few minutes, to assess the issue.

    I'd be willing to bet good money that everybody else in Beeton did the same shit. Main waterline to the town has been busted, and the entire town is out of water. Us idiots sucked up the reserves trying to figure it out for ourselves.
    No worries. As soon as the flood hits youll have water up to your coochie

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    You can always pee on me if your toilet isn't working
    My man....:fistbump:

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    are the bees in trouble in beetown?

    sorry if this has already been addressed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I tried to wash the dishes around 5:30, and the water pressure was just gone. I was worried that I'd frozen a line somewhere.

    So I ran every toilet and tap in the house for a few minutes, to assess the issue.

    I'd be willing to bet good money that everybody else in Beeton did the same shit. Main waterline to the town has been busted, and the entire town is out of water. Us idiots sucked up the reserves trying to figure it out for ourselves.
    There must be snow on the ground up there. Boil some in a pot, and voila, you've got water for a multitude of purposes
    Derka Derka Derka

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I tried to wash the dishes around 5:30, and the water pressure was just gone. I was worried that I'd frozen a line somewhere.

    So I ran every toilet and tap in the house for a few minutes, to assess the issue.

    I'd be willing to bet good money that everybody else in Beeton did the same shit. Main waterline to the town has been busted, and the entire town is out of water. Us idiots sucked up the reserves trying to figure it out for ourselves.


    Luckily, it's Canada. In Detroit, you'd have to call in the National Guard to control the looting.
    A train leaving every night..

  6. #26
    Slip, I always took you as a "well" gal! I'm impressed with the "water main".

    What is the "reserve"? Des it bypass the main?

  7. #27
    My understanding of the "reserve" is limited. I envision it like the water left in my hot water tank, or the backs of the toilets, when water gets shut down.

    We are apparently in some trouble. Pressure is back, but we are not to brush our teeth, wash our produce or dishes with the water at our disposal right now. I think they've bypassed the main and are sucking it out of swamps right now to keep the town functional. This could apparently be for up to a week.

    I'm scared to shower.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    My understanding of the "reserve" is limited. I envision it like the water left in my hot water tank, or the backs of the toilets, when water gets shut down.

    We are apparently in some trouble. Pressure is back, but we are not to brush our teeth, wash our produce or dishes with the water at our disposal right now. I think they've bypassed the main and are sucking it out of swamps right now to keep the town functional. This could apparently be for up to a week.

    I'm scared to shower.
    Just use a really good soap. It's all a wash in the end.

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    My understanding of the "reserve" is limited. I envision it like the water left in my hot water tank, or the backs of the toilets, when water gets shut down.

    We are apparently in some trouble. Pressure is back, but we are not to brush our teeth, wash our produce or dishes with the water at our disposal right now. I think they've bypassed the main and are sucking it out of swamps right now to keep the town functional. This could apparently be for up to a week.

    I'm scared to shower.

    Good luck to ya!

    It must be some bad shit if you cant even wash dishes with it.
    If you get to scared I'll shower with ya!

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to La Flama Blanca again.

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    slippy do you want me to give you an encouraging phone call?
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    "ahhhhhhh fuck....I'd start a whole new nation with you before I'd let that 'tard [RYAN LEVER] sniff my underpants"

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    Reserves = a great big pile of snow at the edge of town that has now melted

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    Wow, that stinks slippers. Hope your towns pipes get fixed soon.

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