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  1. 01-18-2013, 10:12 PM #1
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    I'm high class. Know it.

    I tried to wash the dishes around 5:30, and the water pressure was just gone. I was worried that I'd frozen a line somewhere.

    So I ran every toilet and tap in the house for a few minutes, to assess the issue.

    I'd be willing to bet good money that everybody else in Beeton did the same shit. Main waterline to the town has been busted, and the entire town is out of water. Us idiots sucked up the reserves trying to figure it out for ourselves.
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    I washed the dishes tonight

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    Isn't it supposed to be know this?
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  5. 01-18-2013, 10:15 PM #5
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    Or is it know that? Either way I'm pretty sure know it is wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I tried to wash the dishes around 5:30, and the water pressure was just gone. I was worried that I'd frozen a line somewhere.

    So I ran every toilet and tap in the house for a few minutes, to assess the issue.

    I'd be willing to bet good money that everybody else in Beeton did the same shit. Main waterline to the town has been busted, and the entire town is out of water. Us idiots sucked up the reserves trying to figure it out for ourselves.
    You can always pee on me if your toilet isn't working
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  9. 01-18-2013, 10:21 PM #9
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  11. 01-18-2013, 11:10 PM #11
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    Did you check the outside breaker panel?
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  12. 01-18-2013, 11:37 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    Did you check the outside breaker panel?
    You're kidding, right?
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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  13. 01-18-2013, 11:52 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
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    first semi-intelligent, coherent thing I've seen you say, without the crutch of smiley's or a random google image
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    oh wait, you resorted to your obligatory coffee smiley didn't you
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    Maybe Mr. Haney got one on the truck. Will take months for Mr Drucker to order it in Pixley.
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    I didn't even read ur jibberresh, are u high class, and do u really know it???
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  18. 01-19-2013, 01:13 AM #18
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    I hope she checked the power at the toilet, too.
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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  20. 01-19-2013, 01:25 AM #20
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    Probably Raccoons got in the breakers yup...

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