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    I'm high class. Know it.

    I tried to wash the dishes around 5:30, and the water pressure was just gone. I was worried that I'd frozen a line somewhere.

    So I ran every toilet and tap in the house for a few minutes, to assess the issue.

    I'd be willing to bet good money that everybody else in Beeton did the same shit. Main waterline to the town has been busted, and the entire town is out of water. Us idiots sucked up the reserves trying to figure it out for ourselves.
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    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    I washed the dishes tonight

    I should get blown if you ask me

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    Isn't it supposed to be know this?

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    Maverick

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    Or is it know that? Either way I'm pretty sure know it is wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I tried to wash the dishes around 5:30, and the water pressure was just gone. I was worried that I'd frozen a line somewhere.

    So I ran every toilet and tap in the house for a few minutes, to assess the issue.

    I'd be willing to bet good money that everybody else in Beeton did the same shit. Main waterline to the town has been busted, and the entire town is out of water. Us idiots sucked up the reserves trying to figure it out for ourselves.
    You can always pee on me if your toilet isn't working

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    What would I get for a delivery of two cases of Poland Spring?

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    Butthole pics pls. TIA.

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    Outlaw
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    Beeton
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    Gumdrop! Time to Thrust!
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Did you check the outside breaker panel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    Did you check the outside breaker panel?
    You're kidding, right?

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    Who's Jack Perkins?
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    White Trash : The Movie
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    White Trash : The Movie
    first semi-intelligent, coherent thing I've seen you say, without the crutch of smiley's or a random google image

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    Maverick
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    oh wait, you resorted to your obligatory coffee smiley didn't you

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    Maybe Mr. Haney got one on the truck. Will take months for Mr Drucker to order it in Pixley.

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    I didn't even read ur jibberresh, are u high class, and do u really know it???
    Swing away Merill,.......Merill,...............SWING AWAY !!!!!

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    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    I hope she checked the power at the toilet, too.

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    Probably Raccoons got in the breakers yup...


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