I tried to wash the dishes around 5:30, and the water pressure was just gone. I was worried that I'd frozen a line somewhere.
So I ran every toilet and tap in the house for a few minutes, to assess the issue.
I'd be willing to bet good money that everybody else in Beeton did the same shit. Main waterline to the town has been busted, and the entire town is out of water. Us idiots sucked up the reserves trying to figure it out for ourselves.