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    I'm off to the titty bar

    You guys want me to bring back something for ya?

    We got a few white girls with fake tits.....couple o niggas....a spic or two...hopefully an Asian...possibly a retard.

    Whataya have?

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    Offer the cute ones 50 for a bj...

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    I'm full of Kettle One and O.J.

    Time to go!

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    I saw Nina Hartley and Amber Lynn at The Admiral Theater in Chicago.

    Haven't been back.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    I saw Tera Patrick with her pimp at Paper Moon in Richmond.

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    Cab is on the way.........late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    I saw Nina Hartley and Amber Lynn at The Admiral Theater in Chicago.

    Haven't been back.

    If it was 1985 I would be all


    If it was recently , I feel bad for ya
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    shut up you queer.

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    I guess you like sitting around a bunch of dudes with stiffies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Partyxanimal View Post
    If it was 1985 I would be all


    If it was recently , I feel bad for ya
    It was 88 and I was all I got Polaroids with them.

    Amber was incredible up close. Looked perfect. Now yeah, the years have been rough. Nina's ass was great, I had a handful of her ass in the pic. The were there at separate times.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    have fun
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    Yeah I called you fat!

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    Titty bars depress me.....I get all horned up and can't fuck anything, then I feel like a douche for paying someone to show me tits and ass.... They've got some damn fine bitchez at several in Dallas though, makes Howard's Scores Girls look like dog food......
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    By the time you're 30 ....hopefully, you realize how desperate and pathetic titty bars are....Girls dancing for drug money, in front of guys who will never get to fuck them...the more well known you are in a go go joint, the more you are a giant fucking loser...LOL

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    Remember this hot chick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    Titty bars depress me.....I get all horned up and can't fuck anything, then I feel like a douche for paying someone to show me tits and ass.... They've got some damn fine bitchez at several in Dallas though, makes Howard's Scores Girls look like dog food......
    Not me and neither does the old lady. I come home with a big appetite.

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    Best titty bar scene ever.


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    The champagne room isn't for drinking champagne, dummies.
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    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin

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    The couple outside of the Metropole remind me of Benjamin Braddock and Elaine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAsiCkBoy View Post
    You guys want me to bring back something for ya?

    We got a few white girls with fake tits.....couple o niggas....a spic or two...hopefully an Asian...possibly a retard.

    Whataya have?

    Throw the Blaek strippers some Watermelon Jolly Rancher candy ...they always enjoy that

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAsiCkBoy View Post
    You guys want me to bring back something for ya?

    We got a few white girls with fake tits.....couple o niggas....a spic or two...hopefully an Asian...possibly a retard.

    Whataya have?
    Be sure to wear loose fitting pants

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