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  1. 01-18-2013, 05:37 PM #1
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    Today, a really cute young girl said to me: "Don't take this the wrong way but....."

    ....you have really cool tattoos!"

    feelsgoodman

    I have found that women, regardless of age, tend to dig the tats more then men (unless they
    have them already)

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  2. 01-18-2013, 05:38 PM #2
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    "you have really cool tattoos, Grandpa..."




    is what she was thinking.
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    Did you fuck her?


    If no,
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    Did you offer candy and a ride in the van?
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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    "you have really cool tattoos, Grandpa..."

    is what she was thinking.
    I don't look that old, IMHO

    I think it's because I caught her staring at me for a long time

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    Chicks dig my ink because it was done before faggots like Green Day made sleeves trendy.
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  8. 01-18-2013, 05:42 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    I don't look that old, IMHO

    I think it's because I caught her staring at me for a long time

    did you let her touch them?
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  9. 01-18-2013, 05:42 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Did you fuck her?


    If no,
    I did not

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    Did you offer candy and a ride in the van?
    I do not have candy, nor a van

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  10. 01-18-2013, 05:42 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    "you have really cool tattoos, Grandpa..."

    is what she was thinking.



    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif
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    srs you should feel old srs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Chicks dig my ink because it was done before faggots like Green Day made sleeves trendy.
    I wish their plane would crash on tour.

    Soon.
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    I probability have tatts older then most posters here
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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    Why did she preface a compliment with "don't take this the wrong way?" Seems weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Why did she preface a compliment with "don't take this the wrong way?" Seems weird.

    that's girl speak for "i'm going to compliment you, but it's not an invitation to try to fuck me"
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    How did her coin purse look after the panties came off?
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    how is it that you don't know that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    I don't look that old, IMHO

    I think it's because I caught her staring at me for a long time
    Oh you look old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Why did she preface a compliment with "don't take this the wrong way?" Seems weird.
    I think it's because she was staring and didn't want me to think she was hitting on me at first

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