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    Beth LOSES ANOTHER "Who Wore It Better"


    Maybe this will finally convince her to exchange the long, stringy extensions for shorter ones:



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    What a godawful dress!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinsBedSores View Post
    What a godawful dress!
    Yes it is and Sir Paul's daughter designed it. Beth looks like she is wearing a big apron.

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    Nevermind the fact that only one of them possessess the talent to have earned celebrity status, Alicia is just 10 times hotter in general (though I wish she never cut her hair)

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    That is some pose Beth is holding! She sure does know how to stand still with grace! She knows what do with her giant hands and feet when someone is taking her pickshur! No wonder she is a professionoe modoe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    That is some pose Beth is holding! She sure does know how to stand still with grace! She knows what do with her giant hands and feet when someone is taking her pickshur! No wonder she is a professionoe modoe!
    That's got to be a response to the bent knee syndrome. She's gone to the B pose so we'll get off her back.

    She's so gangly, she's gonna do a face plant one of these times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    That is some pose Beth is holding! She sure does know how to stand still with grace! She knows what do with her giant hands and feet when someone is taking her pickshur! No wonder she is a professionoe modoe!
    somebody said that this would be the new pose for 2013. the cross-leg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic GPS View Post
    somebody said that this would be the new pose for 2013. the cross-leg
    One of our posters pointed out that when Beth wears a longer style dress, she does the cross-leg. If the knees shows, she goes with the knee bend. I agree that Alicia looks way better in that dress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCMaguire View Post
    One of our posters pointed out that when Beth wears a longer style dress, she does the cross-leg. If the knees shows, she goes with the knee bend. I agree that Alicia looks way better in that dress.
    Alicia Keys looks better in it because she has curves! Beth isn't curvy at all...just a tall bean pole with long arms and bad extensions...meow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinsBedSores View Post
    What a godawful dress!
    Don't you know that it's a STELLA McCARTNEY dress?

    All Paul's brat needed to do was stitch together a few rags with the help of some real designers, bank rolled by Paul of course, and she's a international mega designer over night.

    20 years ago, Howard would have goofed on Paul for buying a career for his brat. But today, the ass licking suck-up would rather gain favor by spending 10 grand for this nurses dress for his shit head retarded wife.



    Quote Originally Posted by kicksave7 View Post
    Alicia Keys looks better in it because she has curves! Beth isn't curvy at all...just a tall bean pole with long arms and bad extensions...meow!
    That's why this idiot Beth needs to always cross her legs and look off balance, just so it looks like she has sexy curved hips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic GPS View Post
    somebody said that this would be the new pose for 2013. the cross-leg
    More likely, someone clued her in to all the ridicule she's taking about her bent-knee pose.

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    There's absolutely no doubt that Beth is intentionally trying to get into these "Who Wore It Better" features. She's been in more than anyone else and most of the world doesn't even know who she is.

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    This makes me so happy and I don't even know why!
    Please don't use this as your signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillyBest View Post
    This makes me so happy and I don't even know why!
    Me too
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    Notice how the dress fits Alicia in all the right places. The sleeve is just above her elbow. On Moosey, it's a short-sleeve dress.

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    "I'm a big dumb Polack, tall & stout.."

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    Pointy shoes..yuck

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    Robin's look........

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    I have been suggesting that Beth do something with her hair for ages....it's not a good look for a 40yr ode.
    Enough with the extensions! If she insists on keeping her hair long wear it pulled back into a long ponytail (as I do). It's blissfully easy to care for and it's a great look if you can wear it.
    If she wants to wear it down she should cut it to shoulder length.....she looks mangy with it so long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    I have been suggesting that Beth do something with her hair for ages....it's not a good look for a 40yr ode.
    Enough with the extensions! If she insists on keeping her hair long wear it pulled back into a long ponytail (as I do). It's blissfully easy to care for and it's a great look if you can wear it.
    If she wants to wear it down she should cut it to shoulder length.....she looks mangy with it so long.
    She looks absolutely hideous with her hair pulled back, that's why she doesn't do it:




    That's why no matter how hard Howard tries to sell her as the hottest woman in the planet, it just doesn't bite. It just shows you how easily people are pulled in by fake everything and blonde hair. She emulates everything that's considered "ideal", so people who are easily taken in by that stuff call her beautiful. Really look at her face. Is that seriously beautiful?

    By the way, trying to find that video just reminds me of what a famewhore Beth is. There are hundreds upon hundreds of Beth interviews on Youtube. I know of no other celebrity wife who has that many.

    Howard is pathetic, and should take back all of his ragging on Yoko Ono.

    Look at how Alicia actually has hips & it fits snugly and looks nice. Yet Beth is the ideal woman, and it's her entire job to just look good (Alicia actually has a career and a talent). Okay.

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