Maybe this will finally convince her to exchange the long, stringy extensions for shorter ones:
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Maybe this will finally convince her to exchange the long, stringy extensions for shorter ones:
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Nevermind the fact that only one of them possessess the talent to have earned celebrity status, Alicia is just 10 times hotter in general (though I wish she never cut her hair)
That is some pose Beth is holding! She sure does know how to stand still with grace! She knows what do with her giant hands and feet when someone is taking her pickshur! No wonder she is a professionoe modoe!![]()

Don't you know that it's a STELLA McCARTNEY dress?
All Paul's brat needed to do was stitch together a few rags with the help of some real designers, bank rolled by Paul of course, and she's a international mega designer over night.
20 years ago, Howard would have goofed on Paul for buying a career for his brat. But today, the ass licking suck-up would rather gain favor by spending 10 grand for this nurses dress for his shit head retarded wife.
That's why this idiot Beth needs to always cross her legs and look off balance, just so it looks like she has sexy curved hips.
There's absolutely no doubt that Beth is intentionally trying to get into these "Who Wore It Better" features. She's been in more than anyone else and most of the world doesn't even know who she is.
This makes me so happy and I don't even know why!
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Notice how the dress fits Alicia in all the right places. The sleeve is just above her elbow. On Moosey, it's a short-sleeve dress.
"I'm a big dumb Polack, tall & stout.."
I have been suggesting that Beth do something with her hair for ages....it's not a good look for a 40yr ode.
Enough with the extensions! If she insists on keeping her hair long wear it pulled back into a long ponytail (as I do). It's blissfully easy to care for and it's a great look if you can wear it.
If she wants to wear it down she should cut it to shoulder length.....she looks mangy with it so long.

She looks absolutely hideous with her hair pulled back, that's why she doesn't do it:
That's why no matter how hard Howard tries to sell her as the hottest woman in the planet, it just doesn't bite. It just shows you how easily people are pulled in by fake everything and blonde hair. She emulates everything that's considered "ideal", so people who are easily taken in by that stuff call her beautiful. Really look at her face. Is that seriously beautiful?
By the way, trying to find that video just reminds me of what a famewhore Beth is. There are hundreds upon hundreds of Beth interviews on Youtube. I know of no other celebrity wife who has that many.
Howard is pathetic, and should take back all of his ragging on Yoko Ono.
Look at how Alicia actually has hips & it fits snugly and looks nice. Yet Beth is the ideal woman, and it's her entire job to just look good (Alicia actually has a career and a talent). Okay.
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