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    Valentines Day: What to buy for the gal I'm currently allowing to pleasure my penis ?

    I already have a reservation booked at a luxurious Beachfront Seafood & Steak restaurant... Please help me with other ancillary gift ideas so that I may coax this fine lady into a Menage-a-Trois with her attractive college friend (to be determined at a future date).. God Bless & Thank you in advance






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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post









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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    I aint getting anybody nothing!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post


    A Double-Dong?? ....She might misconstrue that with my wanting to have things inserted in my exit-hole. ..And, I cant take that risk

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post



    Be more specific please... Underwear?...A colorful new dress...A scooter ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    A Double-Dong?? ....She might misconstrue that with my wanting to have things inserted in my exit-hole. ..And, I cant take that risk
    it's for the threesome you are planning with her college friend
    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
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    buy her an HIV test

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    it's for the threesome you are planning with her college friend
    That might be a more appropriate gift to present the both of them on the evening the event takes place

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
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    I thought you were getting Kelle a wax job.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    buy her an HIV test

    I already require all woman who I bed-down with to provide me with an in-depth STD report

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    mouthwash

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    Wait. moobsy with the anal gas fetish has a woman???

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    I already require all woman who I bed-down with to provide me with an in-depth STD report
    good man!

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