So I'm sitting in Wendy's eating a late lunch.

[BudBudha]

This really old fuck with a cane came walking by. I heard him getting a free coffee with a coupon or aarp or something. Anyway, he walks by me then stops and turns around. He wanted to know all about my Ipad.

He stared at it for a minute. I had the bar page up and there were some thread titles such as "Which tv mom did you masturbate to," and "I like a nice puffy pussy." There were a few others like that. I turned it toward the old geezer and let him get a good look at it. He looked for a minute then shook his head and toddled away.

, the other day I had just opened HAL's other site, http://diaperedanime.com/ , when several of my coworkers barged into my office to sign a birthday card

These fast food prices are getting ridic.

They will go up some more. The winter lettuce crop was smoked due to freezing temps out west

[tomtom]

This really old fuck with a cane came walking by. I heard him getting a free coffee with a coupon or aarp or something. Anyway, he walks by me then stops and turns around. He wanted to know all about my Ipad.

He stared at it for a minute. I had the bar page up and there were some thread titles such as "Which tv mom did you masturbate to," and "I like a nice puffy pussy." There were a few others like that. I turned it toward the old geezer and let him get a good look at it. He looked for a minute then shook his head and toddled away.

It's iPad not Ipad.


Steve Jobs would roll over in his grave.

[Czech]

you'd be better off eating a sub w/ extra extra spinach at Subway®

[Dream Theater]

He stared at it for a minute. I had the bar page up and there were some thread titles such as "Which tv mom did you masturbate to," and "I like a nice puffy pussy." There were a few others like that. I turned it toward the old geezer and let him get a good look at it. He looked for a minute then shook his head and toddled away.

"Do you get a boner when you see a hot high school girl," was another.

You know, having been on SFN and here at Dawgs for so long thread titles like that don't even phase me in the least, but now that you point it out the way you did they must be quite shocking to the uninitiated. Just imagining that scene had me literally coughing and crying with laughter. That old guy is scarred for life. I wonder if he is going to share this experience with the rest of his old buddies.

[DrivenByDemons]

Was it my puffy pussy he looked at?

[HeinousMark]

I've been intending to put up a mirror by my 'puter....I just know that if somebody comes sneaking up behind me, it's gonna be when I have a Baltimore Mike thread open, or Atomic Wedgie's House Of Shame (RIP).....