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    So I'm sitting in Wendy's eating a late lunch.

    This really old fuck with a cane came walking by. I heard him getting a free coffee with a coupon or aarp or something. Anyway, he walks by me then stops and turns around. He wanted to know all about my Ipad.

    He stared at it for a minute. I had the bar page up and there were some thread titles such as "Which tv mom did you masturbate to," and "I like a nice puffy pussy." There were a few others like that. I turned it toward the old geezer and let him get a good look at it. He looked for a minute then shook his head and toddled away.

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    He thought you were surfing gay porn
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Ah. He was probably just lonely and wanted to chat and was interested in the technology
    You probably scared the guy away.

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    "Do you get a boner when you see a hot high school girl," was another.

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    publicity

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    "is just really nice?"
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    You should thank the people here in the Bar for making it so you could finish you lunch in peace. Otherwise you never would have gotten rid of that old cock fag.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    More importantly, what did you eat?

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    Did you say "Hi Dave"?
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    You should thank the people here in the Bar for making it so you could finish you lunch in peace. Otherwise you never would have gotten rid of that old cock fag.
    I could have changed to another page real quickly but I decided to leave it up for chuckles.

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    What did you have to eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    More importantly, what did you eat?
    Plain cheesburger and large chili with two hot sauces. Med. Coke. $8.19

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    Did you say "Hi Dave"?


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    What did you have to eat?
    I just tole you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Plain cheesburger and large chili with two hot sauces. Med. Coke. $8.19
    These fast food prices are getting ridic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    You should thank the people here in the Bar for making it so you could finish you lunch in peace. Otherwise you never would have gotten rid of that old cock fag.
    Amen to that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    These fast food prices are getting ridic.
    $3.59 for a single with cheese is high. A BK cheeseburger is just as good at half that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfgirl View Post
    Ah. He was probably just lonely and wanted to chat and was interested in the technology
    You probably scared the guy away.
    Isn't that a good thing? Hey, I'm lonely too -- I don't go around imposing myself on others, What's that, how does it work -- oh, shut up ....

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    I heard that Wendy's is Zagat rated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    Isn't that a good thing? Hey, I'm lonely too -- I don't go around imposing myself on others, What's that, how does it work -- oh, shut up ....
    Hey, I see you are using bold fonts.
    Can you show me how?

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