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    Beth has cooties! Tweets about a golf-ball lump after getting the flu shot

    Can someone post her Twitter? I don't know how to do it.

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    Please don't cock block me on Twitter

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    Please don't cock block me on Twitter

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    Amputation. I volunteer . . .

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    Yeah no one will tell Howard. Clearly tonight is one of the date/fuck nights and she doesn't want to go through with it.

    You wanted the money and fame whorse! Now it is time to pay the pelican!

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    "xo"

    Infantile twat.
    If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. It's true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    maybe she was sleeping with that mexican after-all
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    Horses shouldn't get flu shots.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    such bullshit. maybe one of her implants migrated.
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."

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    Tell her to see an armologist asap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rufus Teefus View Post
    Tell her to see an armologist asap.
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    Yeah sure it was the size of a golf ball. Someone needs attention today and it's too cold to do cartwheels outside.

    "I always picked up a vibe that he (Howard) was slightly homo." -Fred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post

    Dummy misspelled Normoe
    Howard: "The show(AGT) will grow". - 6:50am 5/16/12
    Howard: "NBC is Happy!" "100Million will watch". 7:35am 5/21/12

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rufus Teefus View Post
    Tell her to see an armologist asap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rufus Teefus View Post
    Tell her to see an armologist asap.
    That made me lol.

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    Why not tell Howard? So dumb.

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    Please don't cock block me on Twitter

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    "I always picked up a vibe that he (Howard) was slightly homo." -Fred.

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    imo its prolly from licking pig and dog tongues.
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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