4th Official Artie Lange Show Listening Thread 1/17/2013 "SHE'S INTO MALAKAS, DINO!"

[sternski]

if you go on oprah to apologize to america...youre dead to me.

[Greekfreak]

If you watch Oprah, you're dead to me.

[TelegramSam]

If only Imus had thought to go on Oprah...

[sternski]

suckle man boobs and tongue punch fallatos fartbox........NOOOOO....DAN IN SPANDEX.

[sternski]

if you watch oprah, you're dead to me.

....this.

[Greekfreak]

I'm gonna bring this clip up... the ultimate fruity cyclist....

[Avery]

that's a pretty good maddog impression.

[sternski]

Tuscaloosa turdcutters.

[sternski]

Arm wrasslin.....bwhahahahaahahaha

[Greekfreak]

Just talked to another of the call screeners, asked me a couple of questions--got a couple laughs out of him.

[sternski]

God damn...hearing armstrong cop to this is revolting.....this world is shit....and then to start that livestrong shit on the premise of bein clean and a good guy.

...dudes a fkn goof.

[TelegramSam]

I never liked Lance Armstrong, I'm glad he's getting shit now.

[Greekfreak]

This is a shit interview--this seems like Artie's scraping the bottom of the barrel with guests. They can't all be gems, I guess. This guy's being given way too much time.

[onefourthree]

I never liked Lance Armstrong, I'm glad he's getting shit now.

[TelegramSam]

Yeah, I kind of wish Artie would just turn it loose with the phone calls when a guest doesn't work out, like Howard used to. I doubt he has much control over that, though.

[Greekfreak]

He has total control over it, I'm quite sure. In this case it's a fear of not wanting to cut the segment too short.

[fatstuff]

I'm late to the Fartie.
Its funny already.

[sternski]

naw...i like this dude...hes personable....and i had no idea about the dan band.

[sternski]

lol.

[Greekfreak]

This guy was in Old School for literally a minute. It's a funny minute, but it's not worth sitting through 30+ minutes.