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  1. 01-17-2013, 02:59 PM #1
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    Size Does Matter! This is an outrage!!!!

    Subway been lying to us all



    THANKS to a sharp-eyed Australian with a measuring tape, the furore over the shrunken Footlong sub continues to gather pace in sandwich-eating capitals around the world.

    The Post     discovered that New York City’s lunchtime crowds are also getting short-changed, finding four out of seven Footlongs purchased at Subway locations in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens measured only 11 or 11.5 inches.
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  2. 01-17-2013, 03:02 PM #2
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    Why don't they just use Schmoopy's Hungarian python to measure them?

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    that's how long my foot is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Why don't they just use Schmoopy's Hungarian python to measure them?
    Schmoopy likes things he can grip with two hands.
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    Just doesnt fit the jingle.

    5. 5. 5 dollar 11 and a half inch sammiches.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobsDad View Post
    Just doesnt fit the jingle.

    5. 5. 5 dollar 11 and a half inch sammiches.....
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  7. 01-17-2013, 03:10 PM #7
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    Brules, just wait until your girlfriend finds out that what she thought was 10 inches is really only 4 inches.
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Why don't they just use Schmoopy's Hungarian python to measure them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Brules, just wait until your girlfriend finds out that what she thought was 10 inches is really only 4 inches.
    They were only off by an inch, exaggerating beaner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    They were only off by an inch, exaggerating beaner!
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    It's bad enough they only put like 15 cents worth of coldcuts on each sandwich.
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    a 2" x 4" is not 2" x 4"
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    8/4 isn't 2" either.
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  14. 01-17-2013, 03:55 PM #14
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    I'll still think

    Subway>Quiznos
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    How big is the 6"? That is all I ever get if I go there.

    Double meat of course.
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  16. 01-17-2013, 03:56 PM #16
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    subway tastes like shit anyway
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