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  1. #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I'd shoot HAL's chicken out of his hands
    I think the chicken jumped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I'd shoot HAL's chicken out of his hands
    Id be so pissed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Good luck with your shootout.
    Thanks. I like my odds better than yours, curled up in a fetal position begging for your life.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I call this justified.
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    I'd be willing to bet if most gun owners ever got into a fire fight they would miss their target because they would be scared shitless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    You seem to have some experience. Most gun owners don't have a clue how to defend themselves with a gun. Posers.
    Most gun owners I know shoot them quite often. There are target ranges and sportsmen's clubs, I'm a member, all over the area.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    I think guns should be eradicated worldwide and our armies should go back to fighting with real weapons

    That would be way more baller


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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'd be willing to bet if most gun owners ever got into a fire fight they would miss their target because they would be scared shitless.
    Yet if someone broke into your home you would be...
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    Thanks. I like my odds better than yours, curled up in a fetal position begging for your life.
    Thieves don't generally look to kill you. But when you shoot back, I guess you have a 50/50 chance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'd be willing to bet if most gun owners ever got into a fire fight they would miss their target because they would be scared shitless.
    Not if your trained bro.
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'd be willing to bet if most gun owners ever got into a fire fight they would miss their target because they would be scared shitless.
    That's why I have a shotgun ready

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'd be willing to bet if most gun owners ever got into a fire fight they would miss their target because they would be scared shitless.
    you sound so damn gay dude
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Guns = Gay

    This = Awesome


    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'd be willing to bet if most gun owners ever got into a fire fight they would miss their target because they would be scared shitless.
    I'll take that bet...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    A dog would probably be a better theft deterrent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I think guns should be eradicated worldwide and our armies should go back to fighting with real weapons

    That would be way more baller


    Bro would be all, "No fair! Your stick's bigger than mine! Wah!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Thieves don't generally look to kill you. But when you shoot back, I guess you have a 50/50 chance.
    Then if they break into your home offer them a beer, you have nothing to worry about.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Not if your trained bro.
    You go to self defense training?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    A dog would probably be a better theft deterrent.
    Guns and dogs aren't mutually exclusive Bro!
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mur View Post
    That's why I have a shotgun ready
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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