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  1. #161
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I don't think you have anything to worry about.
    Then go buy a gun dude, you are not going to shoot anyone.
    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Their not going to be able to do anything. This is next on my wish list.

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    Next for me is a Henry .44 . That way I only have to stock up on .44 and 9mm plus some 12ga.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    You should get one. Someone naturally smart like yourself wouldn't even need training.

    There was an incident around here a few years ago where a plumber was at a customer's house, and the customer was showing him his gun. He let the plumber handle it, who in turn accidentally shot himself in the leg, hit an artery, and bled to death.

    Not sure if he made the Darwin Awards that year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Next for me is a Henry .44 . That way I only have to stock up on .44 and 9mm plus some 12ga.

    Love it
    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    in ny state, the 15cap mag is already illegal...
    Thank God, I don't have to worry about that here. Va. is a pretty pro-gun state.

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    That would never happen to me. I have pristine eye-hand coordination and manual dexterity, Oderus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    There was an incident around here a few years ago where a plumber was at a customer's house, and the customer was showing him his gun. He let the plumber handle it, who in turn accidentally shot himself in the leg, hit an artery, and bled to death.

    Not sure if he made the Darwin Awards that year.

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    Never do bath salts with a gun in your hand
    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    That would never happen to me. I have pristine eye-hand coordination and manual dexterity, Oderus.
    If that were true, you'd be a better Photoshopper.

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    Here comes a masturbation joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    If that were true, you'd be a better Photoshopper.
    I use GIMP, Cliff!

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    another good thread hi jacked by stoopy

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    You'd be able to get it back on track if you were as funny and interesting as I am.

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    My gun but not my picture.1957 Browning light 12 automatic.Made in Belgium.


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    I imagine schmoopy with a gun is like early man discovering fire.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You'd be able to get it back on track if you were as funny and interesting as I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphberries View Post
    My gun but not my picture.1957 Browning light 12 automatic.Made in Belgium.

    Browning is my favourite!
    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    This is awesome

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