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    Chelsea Handler, Meet Wall; Wall, This is Chelsea Handler

    Friend of the Stern Show and overall annoying bitch Chelsea Handler is looking way older than 37. Check out the dark roots, the huge, oily forehead and the gap in her teeth. The next time Howard has her on (should be any time now) and he says how hot she is, I'm going to vomit.


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    Dude, thats a beautiful shot of her by comparison to this...



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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Dude, thats a beautiful shot of her by comparison to this...



    Jesus, those are brutal. Especially the top one.

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    One thing I like about her......Honesty.....If you said it to her in person, She'd probably say yeah.............
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    One thing I like about her......Honesty.....If you said it to her in person, She'd probably say yeah.............
    i listened to very little of the show last year, but my top moment was when howard said he was america's judge and her reply was "and that's like the gayest thing ever."
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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    i listened to very little of the show last year, but my top moment was when howard said he was america's judge and her reply was "and that's like the gayest thing ever."
    Theres a vid of Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing "Interviewing" Handler at some Hamptons soiree......And you can see "Who is this cunt" In Handlers eyes as the Whorse plays reporter...............
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    i listened to very little of the show last year, but my top moment was when howard said he was america's judge and her reply was "and that's like the gayest thing ever."
    Howard attempting to interview Chelsea Penis-Handler was hilarious:
    she mocked his new gig, mercilessly
    brought up his divorce & subsequent relationship with his daughters & Alison
    ridiculed his condom use
    went on & on about his warped attitude to eating & fatness
    called him a girl & an idiot
    I wasn't remotely surprised that this brilliantly, hijacked interview failed to make the cut for 'Best of the year'. In fact, i don't recall her name being mentioned, since. If there was ever an indictment for Howard being way off his game, this is it!
    I'm no fan of Penis-Handler. She's an averagely amusing skank, who pulled her way up by her bra straps -- sucking miles influential dick along the way. But this was her home run & i applaud her for it
    Last edited by schnauzer; 01-18-2013 at 10:04 AM.

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    I am not so sure she will be back on. She isn't afraid to throw the mud Howard slings right back in his face. Funny thing about that is when it happens his yes men don't come in and protect him. They just let him "dangle on the string".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbronie View Post
    I am not so sure she will be back on. She isn't afraid to throw the mud Howard slings right back in his face. Funny thing about that is when it happens his yes men don't come in and protect him. They just let him "dangle on the string".
    ...and Chelsea has plenty of mud to sling since she is a Mud-Shark...

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    Was she holding hands with Cunty Stern so they would hit twice as hard??

    P.S. I have no idea who Chelsea Handler is..

    But he has some serious balls . And it's not 37..more like 49


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    That alcohol will bring a bitch down quick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    That alcohol will bring a bitch down quick
    What is with that shit? I know a guy who basically was drinking himself to death (he eventually jumped in front of a truck and got killed), had to be in his 50's, drunk every day and he looked pretty decent.

    It's like booze fucks with women and pickles men.
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    that's what happens when you bang Z's

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    She doesn't look so bad but she wasn't much to begin with.

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    Her reputation is she likes to drink.
    Save Ferris

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    I'm attracted to her mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterfonda View Post
    Friend of the Stern Show and overall annoying bitch Chelsea Handler is looking way older than 37. Check out the dark roots, the huge, oily forehead and the gap in her teeth. The next time Howard has her on (should be any time now) and he says how hot she is, I'm going to vomit.

    She was totally uninteresting on the show. I couldn't listen to it all. That being said I think she looks fine here. Not sure what you're getting at.

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    isn't the real shocker that the threadstater is hard up enough to think that Chelsea Handler was once hot?

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    ummm....shouldn't this thread have been made, like, 7 years ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnynoname View Post
    ummm....shouldn't this thread have been made, like, 7 years ago?
    This.

    She's past the wall and now her skull is being forced through the plaster and foundation by a jackhammer. She not fucking 37. That's an insult to all women that age.

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