Pat Robertson Blames 'Awful-Looking' Women For Marital Problems

[Dave]

My wife came out of the crapper this morning and told me how she stopped up the toilet. She said she had to break up the doody because it was too big. I do not want to know that, ever.

[Dave]

Im going to start drinking too, I had no idea it was a remedy for this. Glad I read this thread, A++ will read again.

[DogStar69]

My wife came out of the crapper this morning and told me how she stopped up the toilet. She said she had to break up the doody because it was too big. I do not want to know that, ever.

First of all that's impossible. I remember the Jersey Shore kids talking about the same thing. Toilets get clogged up when people throw out a half a roll of toilet paper into it and try to flush. Shit can't clog a toilet.

[wigtropolis]

Got told Pat to tell the bitches to get their shit together.

True story

[MatthewT]

He also talks personally to God.

billions of us do

[stripes]

damn, he finally gets one right

[Estocada]

Most all problems in a marriage can be solved by a good blowjob. It's just that I don't like the taste.

[HeinousMark]

Wasn't Pat supporting legalization of pot, or something really out of character a few months back? I'm starting to like the old bastard, I think, and that frightens me....

[stripes]

i thought he was dead, musta been that jerry falwell guy i was thinking about.

[GHP]

First of all that's impossible. I remember the Jersey Shore kids talking about the same thing. Toilets get clogged up when people throw out a half a roll of toilet paper into it and try to flush. Shit can't clog a toilet.

Tell it to Apoc's wife

[Vyb]

Can't believe I agree with Pat Robertson.

[PI Nate]

Got told Pat to tell the bitches to get their shit together.

True story

and to give pat some money...

[Chriza]

Some bitch negged me in this thread, just goes to prove my point. Stop being bitches, if you are nice and loving and caring men don't care that you are not a young 10. But if you are a fucking mess and a bitch or even a 10 and a bitch there is only so much someone can put up with that.

You are so clearly a virgin

[Chriza]

My wife came out of the crapper this morning and told me how she stopped up the toilet. She said she had to break up the doody because it was too big. I do not want to know that, ever.

Please tell me you're kidding

[Lemmy]

Except for the "god" bullshit I'm starting to like this Pat Robertson guy.

[Lemmy]

My wife came out of the crapper this morning and told me how she stopped up the toilet. She said she had to break up the doody because it was too big. I do not want to know that, ever.

[GHP]

Please tell me you're kidding

"Hey honey come look at this giant turd that came out my butt."

[HeinousMark]

My wife came out of the crapper this morning and told me how she stopped up the toilet. She said she had to break up the doody because it was too big. I do not want to know that, ever.

Always good to keep a machete around for those "big jobs".....

[AmishGirl]

I think it's more a problem that they are bitches.

[Dave]

Please tell me you're kidding

Nope, that's how my day started. Then she laughed with flem in her throat from smoking.

You stay single.