The Dawgs Breakfast

[This Fucker]

I just woke up, now I am fighting the demon that's inside me telling me to fuck off work today, stay in bed, watch porn and play with my penis. Stay warm while your wife telling you to go to work you lazy fuck. I got to get up and use the washroom before I shat in the bed.

[nightshift]

good morning

[Boss Ono]

Good morning TF.

[Boss Ono]

I should start thinking about lunch now. It's the 4th most important meal of the day after all.

[FunnyFarm2]

Mornin folks

My wife isn't telling to get up and go to work. I'm already there hehehehehe

Going home in an hour. I think I'll stop and get a breakfast burrito.

[Boss Ono]

Mornin folks

My wife isn't telling to get up and go to work. I'm already there hehehehehe

Going home in an hour. I think I'll stop and get a breakfast burrito.

Burrrrrrrrito...and taco flavored keeses.

[pheelios]

I just woke up, now I am fighting the demon that's inside me telling me to fuck off work today, stay in bed, watch porn and play with my penis. Stay warm while your wife telling you to go to work you lazy fuck. I got to get up and use the washroom before I shat in the bed.

[This Fucker]

Shit, wife beat me to the washroom. Good morning all.

[Boss Ono]

Is that Warmth's bleeding heart?

[FunnyFarm2]

Burrrrrrrrito...and taco flavored keeses.

We have a place here in town that started out as a little camping trailer in a parking lot, then the guy built a little 4 table restaurant, then added on and it now seats 50 people. His burritos are still only 3 bucks. Best hot sauce around.

[pheelios]

We have a place here in town that started out as a little camping trailer in a parking lot, then the guy built a little 4 table restaurant, then added on and it now seats 50 people. His burritos are still only 3 bucks. Best hot sauce around.

Now I'm really hungry

[FunnyFarm2]

You can go in there at 5am and get anything on the menu which is cool for shift workers.

[MrWarmth]

I just woke up, now I am fighting the demon that's inside me telling me to fuck off work today, stay in bed, watch porn and play with my penis. Stay warm while your wife telling you to go to work you lazy fuck. I got to get up and use the washroom before I shat in the bed.

You trying to tell us something, Biff?

[MrWarmth]

I should start thinking about lunch now. It's the 4th most important meal of the day after all.

And it's literally your 4th meal of the day

[Boss Ono]

You trying to tell us something, Biff?

No. He is talking to himself.

[pheelios]

Bacon Alarm Clock
An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.

[Boss Ono]

And it's literally your 4th meal of the day

[Boss Ono]

Bacon Alarm Clock
An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.

Mmmmmmm. Roasting the pig before the shart bus.

[MrWarmth]

Bacon Alarm Clock
An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.

Yucko would need two to overpower the urine smell of his mattress

[Boss Ono]

Hey W. You ever drop your pinky ring in the toilet when brushing your teeth?