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  1. 01-17-2013, 10:05 AM #21
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    "My fans"?!

    At least Beth can now know there is someone out there more delusional than she is.
    If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. It's true.
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  2. 01-17-2013, 11:47 AM #22
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    Miss Howard Stern shares the same profession as Beth had. (allegedly)
    Escorting and "modelling".

    I would say that Miss Howard Stern had a more succesful modelling carrier then Beth had. The only different is that Beth bagged an old pelican customer as a husband. Miss Howard Stern can never do that since she have a black baby. No real white man would ever marry a chick that have slept with the beast.
    Sorry for my bad grammar. I am a non-English retard.
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  3. 01-17-2013, 11:51 AM #23
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    only one asshole is gonna call that number over and over.


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    RIP Bro-
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  4. 01-17-2013, 12:06 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beths Arab View Post
    Dial a mud shark would be more appropriate.
    As a Mud Shark, I am deeply offended and yet laughing at the same time...
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  5. 01-17-2013, 05:38 PM #25
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    The problem is that through the phone, you only have access to her absolute worst qualities: her voice and her non-personality.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".
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  6. 01-17-2013, 09:14 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    is she nuts?




    wait...


    never mind.
    She's an accident waiting to happen.

    wait...

    never mind.
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  7. 01-17-2013, 09:22 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post

    i joined @Dial_A_Star any of my fans want to talk to me?https://www.dialastar.com/star/andrea-ownbey

    did the crash cause her face to freeze that way?

    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
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  8. 01-18-2013, 11:08 AM #28
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    Some people work harder at avoiding getting a job than the job would have been in the first place.
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  9. 01-18-2013, 11:34 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrerJimmy View Post
    For $5 a minute you can ask what she's willing to do for $200.

    $200 is the rate if you want little Beyoncé removed from the room.
    Otherwise, it's $3.
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  10. 01-18-2013, 11:41 AM #30
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    Will she talk dirty while i pleasure myself?
    Please don't cock block me on Twitter
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  11. 01-18-2013, 11:49 AM #31
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    I never thought this broad was good looking. Even in her prime . . .
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  12. 01-18-2013, 11:55 AM #32
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    can you catch syphilis through the phone? just curious.
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  13. 01-18-2013, 12:13 PM #33
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    For 200 dollars, let me hit the little nigglet...
    Sorry for my bad grammar. I am a non-English retard.
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