The Inside of the "Holiday" Card

[Nibbler]

Such assholes.

I am speechless. I am in awe. I am astounded and amazed. And mostly I'm dying from laughing so hard.
Wow.

[Vdrummer35]

elias, could you put beff os face on bugs? just a suggestion.

[Nibbler]

elias, could you put beff os face on bugs? just a suggestion.

That's a good one!

[Vdrummer35]

That's a good one!

it's only good if Elias likes it.

[Nibbler]

it's only good if Elias likes it.

How could he not? It's funny.

[Bye You!]

Speaking of Ol' Charley boy. My wife said he was flying way high on Dr Oz this afternoon. I didn't see him but she said he denied being on anything. I told her that just meant he was on adderall with a legit Rx. You're not ON something in an addicts mind if it's prescribed.

caught a bit of that. Wasn't sure if it was live' because he was indeed high.

[Vdrummer35]

How could he not? It's funny.

I just don't want to offend such a great artist. that's all.

[Nibbler]

I just don't want to offend such a great artist. that's all.

Oh

[Martina]

What gets me is that Robin has had cats forever, but wait, BETH got a cat!!! OMG let's press release this! It's all over the internet and Robin even gets the xmas card sent to her house of BETH with CATS...but it's BETH with CATS, can you believe it, Robin???? We have to be amazed at anything BETH does, BETH BETH BETH, all that asshole had as a demented child was a hamster or guinea pig, she said it in some interview 12 yrs ago..oh right, and some vague story that when she OPENED HER EYES her first sight was a dog her family had "rescued"...so Beth was born in the yard where the dog was? Was she born on the floor where the dog was??? I hope Howard and Beth are amusing each other because he is an old crone fool with a flabby stomach and osteoporosis and she is closing in fast.

[itpdude]

I have one cat. One cat. Love the little fucker.

But one is enough. When he gets elderly I may get a kitten to liven him up. Old cats sometimes loose a bit of spark but a kitten livens them up.

Even then, I may just accept having an old, no-energy cat.

Four fucking cats. Feeding time must be a mess. But not as much of a mess as the litter boxes strewn throughout Chimneyville. Wonder if any of the cats have pissed in one of Howard's wigs yet?

That would be awesome.

[Thelma]

What's the deal with the "z" with a line through it ...

[pheelios]

they are insane.

and FTR, captain janks posted this on FB. i did NOT request a card from those assholes.

[Herc]

[IlluminatiJones]

they are insane.

and FTR, captain janks posted this on FB. i did NOT request a card from those assholes.

is checking out captain janks' fb page less pathetic than requesting a card from those two dorks?





kidding....................i think. good find.........................i guess.

one thing not mentioned is that when you open the card it plays a casio-muzak version of that Fixx song

[UncaDollas]

[IllegalSearch]

She looks so kooky here. Kinda like Casey Kasem's wife. Comical but not in a good way. Just not a good look for an aging woman. I dunno, I think she's going BabyJane-ish... Very creepy and the cats, what's with the cats. He's just as kooky for putting up with this. Trying to be accepted by the public as a normal, zany couple. Ewwww on many levels.