The Inside of the "Holiday" Card

[Ice Hole]

Such assholes.

Holy!! Shit!!

[Bye You!]

I'm praying the cats start living in the walls a la Grey Gardens

i loved that movie, in a bored but can't look away way.


If Howard died and didn't have kids, that would totally be Beth, failed actress moved to the big city to succeed, a total failure with nothing but her manse and paper boy.

by the way, what WAS the deal with the paper boy? was he hoping to get in the will or what?

and shame on you, Jackie O!

[David999]

Putting the cat's names on the cards is , well, strange to say the least.

[La Flama Blanca]

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So there were extras?

[Lou Skunt]

[Bye You!]

Putting the cat's names on the cards is , well, strange to say the least.

I have such a great idea for a card for next year, but Monk doesn't like it.

I haven't had a vacation in a long time, and got so many pretentious cards this year with "claudine in blah blah, france" "here's the family in disney world" and frankly, i never want to speak to those people again.

i want to badly photoshop me and Monk into something like this:

[harlock]

I have such a great idea for a card for next year, but Monk doesn't like it.

I haven't had a vacation in a long time, and got so many pretentious cards this year with "claudine in blah blah, france" "here's the family in disney world" and frankly, i never want to speak to those people again.

i want to badly photoshop me and Monk into something like this:

As long as you put 8 legs on his dog

[ilovebacon]

[Bye You!]

As long as you put 8 legs on his dog

I may need Howard's help with that one. He's a real fertographer, you know.

[peterfonda]

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Based on this photo, it seems that Beff might have been a pretty good wackpack member.

[Double Blizz]

Even Charlie Sheen is appalled at this behavior.

[PI Nate]

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That grin is maniacal...

[kippy]

They only have four cats, hardly crazy cat territory. But then Beth likes to pretend that everything that she does makes her "special".

[Double Blizz]

This lady heard about this fuckery,and this was her response

[BethsZygote]

That grin is maniacoe...

*fixed

[Mr Fantastic]

Is it possible that this is all part of the Succubus's master plan?

Lets say the pre-nup includes concessions for children, and since she has continually referenced to these declawed pussies as 'our kids' perhaps she is laying the seeds of a future windfall??!

Pittsburgh or not, this one doesn't fall far from Daddy's tree.

[Thelma]

i loved that movie, in a bored but can't look away way.


If Howard died and didn't have kids, that would totally be Beth, failed actress moved to the big city to succeed, a total failure with nothing but her manse and paper boy.

by the way, what WAS the deal with the paper boy? was he hoping to get in the will or what?

and shame on you, Jackie O!

I loved the movie, too. It was also made into a Broadway musical, of all things, and I love the soundtrack.

Was the paper boy's name Jerry? I remember Little Edie felt he was not to be trusted ...

[PI Nate]

*fixed

[Nantrax]

Howard is even better at Photoshop than he is at taking pictures.

My favorite pics are the one that are taking at a random moment. Usually that kind of pic would take 15-20 takes to make the settings all right. Howard and Beth do it in 1 try. Howard should quit the radio and just release calendars and picture books.

[Bye You!]

I loved the movie, too. It was also made into a Broadway musical, of all things, and I love the soundtrack.

Was the paper boy's name Jerry? I remember Little Edie felt he was not to be trusted ...

i saw the play and was a little bored. Then i saw the movie, which was much better.