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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    I read a story that he told once, of the first time he had anal.
    That the chick shit on his dick, and he barfed on her back and ran out of her apartment leaving her covered in his vomit.
    Every man's fantasy? Sure.
    Did it actually happen? Highly unlikely.
    That is the one in the o and a clip above. The don't play it all they shortened it but it's still good. One the full version they were playing 'you're a liar' soundbites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    That is the one in the o and a clip above. The don't play it all they shortened it but it's still good. One the full version they were playing 'you're a liar' soundbites.
    Then Opie threw the book at him as he was leaving the studio


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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Then Opie threw the book at him as he was leaving the studio
    Opie was a genius for doing that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    I read a story that he told once, of the first time he had anal.
    That the chick shit on his dick, and he barfed on her back and ran out of her apartment leaving her covered in his vomit.
    Every man's fantasy? Sure.
    Did it actually happen? Highly unlikely.
    She was a runway model, could not just be a panty model for Sears.

    And he convinced her that is how all the girls in Europe have sex?

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    I read part of the book whilst standing in a store, and thought it was hilarious! .... wouldn't want to hang around him, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Opie was a genius for doing that.
    not sure if srs


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    I enjoyed the books, but the movie was terrible. Max is a fake ass bitch.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Book was kind of amusing, I guess. Though, I think any 11th grader could have written it. The movie sucked.

    Tucker Max seems like the kind of kid I would have steered clear of in high school
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
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    He seems to be an inspiration for many a brutal caveman comment made by the degenerate nerds here who are still under mommy's thumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    He seems to be an inspiration for many a brutal caveman comment made by the degenerate nerds here who are still under mommy's thumb.
    No he seems like the kid in high school who after many in school went to the van halen concert he would claim he was there partying backstage and then took a private jet with the band to party for the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    No he seems like the kid in high school who after many in school went to the van halen concert he would claim he was there partying backstage and then took a private jet with the band to party for the night.
    No.

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    He used to have some message boards that were pretty decent. I lurked over there before I found SFN. He shut them down right after the movie bombed. He blamed it on distribution strategy, but really the movie was absolutely harrible. I think he is a pretty good writer and his stories were very entertaining. His road trip to Austin was classic, where he destroys the hotel bathroom. I'm sure they are at the very least highly embellished.

    In the anal sex one his buddy was hiding in the closet filming and he busted out of the closet puking too.

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    Opie didn't even throw the book until the door was closed and Tucker was half way out of the building. Pussy move by Opie.

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    they don't.
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    His massive movie failure actually pretty much bankrupted the company that produced it, it was the company that also produced Donnie Darko.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Opie didn't even throw the book until the door was closed and Tucker was half way out of the building. Pussy move by Opie.
    You're a little embarrassed for idolizing Tucker Max ssshhh...no more tears


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    Quote Originally Posted by renchfrieswith View Post
    His massive movie failure actually pretty much bankrupted the company that produced it, it was the company that also produced Donnie Darko.
    Then I am surprised that company was still in business after producing that shitty Donnie Darko movie.

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