Manti Te'o - Heisman runner-up -- created a fake girlfriend and killed her off

**nicksgt** · 01-17-2013, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by AndyRotten

Drudge. Fuck yeah.

Short term memories in this country

**BrerJimmy** · 01-17-2013, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Humongous

I can't believe that in Notre Dame's victory over Michigan State, Manti Te'o said he drew inspiration from someone that as it now turns out, he never knew, never met, and doesn't exist - but enough about him thanking god for the big win. Bam!

Inspiration is people being too humble to take credit.

**johnnynoname** · 01-17-2013, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by Humongous

I can't believe that in Notre Dame's victory over Michigan State, Manti Te'o said he drew inspiration from someone that as it now turns out, he never knew, never met, and doesn't exist - but enough about him thanking god for the big win. Bam!

this was clever the first time I read it at the somethingawful.com forums...then I read it in the Deadspin comments section.......then read it again from all my "clever" friends on Facebook....oh yeah then every other ahole on twitter said the same thing.....yeah so it was much cleverer back then

**nicksgt** · 01-17-2013, 08:23 PM

I have to admit with al the new shit on tmz today I am totally lost...

**Humongous** · 01-17-2013, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by johnnynoname

this was clever the first time I read it at the somethingawful.com forums...then I read it in the Deadspin comments section.......then read it again from all my "clever" friends on Facebook....oh yeah then every other ahole on twitter said the same thing.....yeah so it was much cleverer back then

Well shit, sorry someone beat me to that joke there kid showbiz. I'll try harder to be more clever for you next time.

**LaReineBlanche** · 01-18-2013, 05:45 AM

I am too lazy to read throught the entire thread but has this been posted yet?
Two People Joking About Lennay Kekua being a fake on Twitter before the Deadspin article came out:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/two-...o-fake-girlfri

**Art** · 01-18-2013, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by Divorce Chicken

Frankly, it's not too surprising. A lot of these Pacific Islanders are only a generation or so removed from witch doctors and shrunken heads.

Truth be known, most NFL players are only a couple of years away from developing shrunken heads.

**Madipuppy** · 01-18-2013, 06:18 AM

They just decoded teo's playbook

IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!

To serve "man"

**Art** · 01-18-2013, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by Madipuppy

They just decoded teo's playbook

IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!

To serve "man"

Excellent reference.

**itpdude** · 01-18-2013, 06:22 AM

Originally Posted by johnnynoname

this was clever the first time I read it at the somethingawful.com forums...then I read it in the Deadspin comments section.......then read it again from all my "clever" friends on Facebook....oh yeah then every other ahole on twitter said the same thing.....yeah so it was much cleverer back then

The noisy agnostic/atheist set is possibly the most annoying group of people on the internet, and that is saying a lot. It's a tight competition between them and the right-wing types that comment on non-political stories and manage to blame everything on Obama and the "liberals."

**itpdude** · 01-18-2013, 06:28 AM

Originally Posted by LaReineBlanche

I am too lazy to read throught the entire thread but has this been posted yet?
Two People Joking About Lennay Kekua being a fake on Twitter before the Deadspin article came out:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/two-...o-fake-girlfri

The story is all over the place. Now the AZ Cardinals FB is saying he actually met Te'o's gf at some Polynesian thing a couple years back.

The trouble is that there is no death record of this woman. No record at all of this woman, other than an online persona.

Also, Te'o publicly referred to his supposed dead gf twice after coming clean to ND about the gf story being fake.

Sad thing is people will blame Te'o not getting drafted high on this whole mess when he wasn't going to be drafted high in the first place. Or am I the only one who saw a Te'o get mowed over by The Tide, particularly Lacey, in the one game this year where ND played a legit team?

**Imus O Sternsky** · 01-18-2013, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by Phil A Sheo

what college was it?? No Such Dame??

Soon it will be Know Da Shame. They're starting to make Penn St look good

**johnnynoname** · 01-18-2013, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by itpdude

The noisy agnostic/atheist set is possibly the most annoying group of people on the internet, and that is saying a lot. It's a tight competition between them and the right-wing types that comment on non-political stories and manage to blame everything on Obama and the "liberals."

there is this very annoying phenomenon on internet bulletin boards where atheists do this thing where they copy and paste articles by there favorite authors/scientists/"Gods" to prove that they are smarter than everyone else.....it's like "LOOK AT ME.....I'M THE BIGGEST BELIEVER THAT NOTHING EXISTS....LOOK AT ME...I KNOW WHO CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS IS....LOOK AT ME...I CAN COPY AND PASTE ARITCLES BY TYSON DIGRASSE TYSON (who is a agnostic,btw)"...

agnostics are okay...they are no where as disillusional or hypocritical as atheists are..they, at least, tend to have somewhat of a open mind in my opinion

btw- for the atheists on this forum- i'm not interested in getting into a "copy and paste internet forum war" with you...I couldn't care less that you believe in nothing and that you believe that, apparently, everything has been discovered in this world

**LaReineBlanche** · 01-18-2013, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by johnnynoname

there is this very annoying phenomenon on internet bulletin boards where atheists do this thing where they copy and paste articles by there favorite authors/scientists/"Gods" to prove that they are smarter than everyone else.....it's like "LOOK AT ME.....I'M THE BIGGEST BELIEVER THAT NOTHING EXISTS....LOOK AT ME...I KNOW WHO CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS IS....LOOK AT ME...I CAN COPY AND PASTE ARITCLES BY TYSON DIGRASSE TYSON (who is a agnostic,btw)"...

agnostics are okay...they are no where as disillusional or hypocritical as atheists are..they, at least, tend to have somewhat of a open mind in my opinion

btw- for the atheists on this forum- i'm not interested in getting into a "copy and paste internet forum war" with you...I couldn't care less that you believe in nothing and that you believe that, apparently, everything has been discovered in this world

Its Neil deGrasse Tyson...don't mess up my booty shaking soul brotha astrophysicist's name!

**SuperFarts** · 01-18-2013, 10:02 AM

Weird/interesting story but for some reason, I dont care...

**SuperFarts** · 01-18-2013, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by LaReineBlanche

Its Neil deGrasse Tyson...don't mess up my booty shaking soul brotha astrophysicist's name!

Who is this jagoff?

Wait, dont tell me. I dont care.

**johnnynoname** · 01-18-2013, 10:17 AM

It is Neil DeGrasse Tyson. I fucked. My bad

his cameo on the big, bang theory was epic

**BrerJimmy** · 01-18-2013, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Imus O Sternsky

Soon it will be Know Da Shame. They're starting to make Penn St look good

NOW I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF ON A RANT HERE, and maybe I'm alone in thinking this, but I think there's still a little difference in lying about who you hooked up with and ASSFUCKING A YOUNG BOY. I dunno, maybe it's just the way I was raised.