Manti Te'o - Heisman runner-up -- created a fake girlfriend and killed her off

[Jon Hein is God]

Awesome job by the most prestigious catholic univ to hide it since 12/26

ANd he talked about his dead girlfriend at a Jan. 3 press conference for the national championship.

[AmishGirl]

1. He's Mormon, so being gay would be wrong.

2. Having a "girlfriend" far away gives him an excuse for not dating anybody locally.

3. Having a dead "girlfriend" gives him an excuse to not date anybody else.

Hmmm. This makes a lot of sense. Otherwise, why would he bother with all this?

[Robert Higgins]

At least he made up a fairly hot chick

[GaryPuppet]

Will somebody just ask this kid the question Howard has on his mind?


Does he have a pineapple thick cock?

[Bosch76]

For the record I said he's gay first.

I think.

[slats7]

[qb123]

this aint looking so bad anymore is it...



Johnny's bitches have a pulse...

[Imus O Sternsky]

Someone get this boy a pink helmet.

2.	roman helmet
	The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory I think he would prefer the roman helmet

[HowardsPrenup]

Will somebody just ask this kid the question Howard has on his mind?


Does he have a pineapple thick cock?

Either pineapple or spam thick

[Donkeyboy2190]

Wonder if he's gay and was using the imaginary girlfriend to cover it up.

That's what I was thinking when I was reading it. Sound like he had a relationship with that other guy.

[Trigger7672]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgu7djuloZs

[telecaster69]

His poor grandmother figured out the whole scam out and had a heart attack because she was so disgusted by her grandson...fuck this lying nutjob.

[Jon Hein is God]

For the record I said he's gay first.

I think.

The Notre Dame board is having a huge discussion about him being gay, possibly.

[Donkeyboy2190]

Honestly, him being gay is his only acceptable out now. This shits not going away unless he comes out.

[nicksgt]

1. He's Mormon, so being gay would be wrong.

2. Having a "girlfriend" far away gives him an excuse for not dating anybody locally.

3. Having a dead "girlfriend" gives him an excuse to not date anybody else.

You sure have put a lot of thought into hiding your gayness. It's ok come on out....

[MutteringJohn]

Most likely gay. Fake girlfriend is perfect excuse to avoid banging super hot ND Co-eds. I guess as a Mormon he could always say he is staying a virgin till marriage. The ND student body worships the players so he could have a new girl every night if he wanted. I like Johnny Football, he is taking advantage of Heisman and living the good life. He's dating some girl who looks like a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.

[Jon Hein is God]

You sure have put a lot of thought into hiding your gayness. It's ok come on out....

No, I'm just smart.

[GQtaste]

ND is giving a press conference right now and I can't fucking believe they're sticking to this hoax theory. They must be covering their ass's. Got to be.

[Jon Hein is God]

ND is giving a press conference right now and I can't fucking believe they're sticking to this hoax theory. They must be covering their ass's. Got to be.

The athletic director cited MTV's Catfish and Dr. Phil.

[GQtaste]

The university knows they were had so the only thing I can muster up is that the athletic director is trying to save his job.