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    *********The Tell Me a Good Joke Thread**********(SRS)(FU)

    tell me a joke because im in the mood to laugh, if its not funny im gonna neg rep you


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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Why do mexicans make refried beans?
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    thats a good one, NEXT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    Why do mexicans make refried beans?
    why?
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    why?
    Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time?
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time?
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    I made YET ANOTHER fucking Skyrim character
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I made YET ANOTHER fucking Skyrim character
    thats not a joke you nig
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    What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?


    Steal a chicken



    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?


    Steal a chicken




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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?


    Steal a chicken



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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    woah im not clicking that im at work
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    whoa.
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?

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    k...last one...

    Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?



    He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

    k...goodnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    k...last one...

    Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?



    He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

    k...goodnight.
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    What do you call a chink walking a dog?



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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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