"I mean i dont know. She still gives it to me. She usually initiates sex by wrapping her leg over me. But I dont know."
I like how a childless, unemployed woman with servants for every human task and 0.0 interests, hobbies, or passions aside from photo-ops with animals and on red carpets barely has time for sex with her husband.
Beth's activities in the bedroom should be somewhere between "geisha girl" and "porn star".
Howard may claim to "not know", but the rest of the world sure does.
The problem with running out of things to say not hiring someone funny to give you things to say is that you also don't know what not to say. He's gone from shock-jock to "make hisself sound like a pathetic ass"-jock.
I like how she still "gives" it to him. I think his accountant would beg to differ.
I'd love to see the post-divorce math on what each bang, blowjob, and rubber gloved-handjob will wind up costing him, and I'd love to a/b pics of Beth with all the high-end GFE hookers he could've gotten for that cash.
I understand this is a bit of a stretch though, as it presupposes a sexual interest in woman on his part.
"I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern