Howard to caller: "I think Beth enjoys our love making"

[Snotty]

"wrapping her leg around me" is probably accurate, seeing her giant man foot must get Howard in the mood.

And her balls resting on his thigh..................

[kippy]

Howard cums so quickly because he finds being in a vigina "icky" and would much rather be taking it in the ass from Ralph.

[Herc]

And her balls resting on his thigh..................

[Herc]

He means his cuckold cleanup. After her black trainer dumps a load in her gaping smelly childless bearing twat . . .

[Woof]

"Once the 'Initial' payment is made,She must act the part....."

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

All she sees is dollar signs when the wigged praying mantis gork climbs on top of her..

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

This was made by the great Pontius Pilot:

[IlluminatiJones]

"I mean i dont know. She still gives it to me. She usually initiates sex by wrapping her leg over me. But I dont know."

I like how a childless, unemployed woman with servants for every human task and 0.0 interests, hobbies, or passions aside from photo-ops with animals and on red carpets barely has time for sex with her husband.

Beth's activities in the bedroom should be somewhere between "geisha girl" and "porn star".

Howard may claim to "not know", but the rest of the world sure does.

The problem with running out of things to say not hiring someone funny to give you things to say is that you also don't know what not to say. He's gone from shock-jock to "make hisself sound like a pathetic ass"-jock.

I like how she still "gives" it to him. I think his accountant would beg to differ.

I'd love to see the post-divorce math on what each bang, blowjob, and rubber gloved-handjob will wind up costing him, and I'd love to a/b pics of Beth with all the high-end GFE hookers he could've gotten for that cash.

I understand this is a bit of a stretch though, as it presupposes a sexual interest in woman on his part.