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  1. 01-16-2013, 11:23 AM #21
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  2. 01-16-2013, 11:24 AM #22
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    You want the wig on or off?




    Too bad.
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  3. 01-16-2013, 11:25 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    Howard said he tells Beth " I want to get laid" :dildoinass:
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-
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  4. 01-16-2013, 11:29 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago View Post
    That's not 'love making', that's an ongoing business transaction.
    At least one Stern honors a contract...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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  5. 01-16-2013, 11:30 AM #25
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    (In beth's voice)

    'Anything else Howard?'
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  6. 01-16-2013, 11:30 AM #26
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    Seems like most of the time they're not even in the same house, say anything about the same bed. I don't believe they have any sexual relationship unless it's strictly a cash transaction.
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  7. 01-16-2013, 12:32 PM #27
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    As Howard has claimed, she loves it when she tells him 'he's going to have to take care of himself tonight'.
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  8. 01-16-2013, 01:17 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by monsoon View Post
    I only hope to GOD wiggy is lying when he says he lasts 2 minutes...I hope it takes him forever to get off..And Moose really has to work it..And all he does is sweat and say "tell me a story"..so she tells him stories about other men, other encounters.. she has to swap with his friends..we only know about Stamos..I hope it takes Howard 2 hours to get off and she has to really work it..



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  10. 01-16-2013, 01:56 PM #30
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    Beth loves what she gets Howard to buy her for having sex with him.
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  11. 01-16-2013, 02:03 PM #31
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    Howard always claimed that when Beth put her hand on his chest, that was her way of initiating sex. Now he says the leg on his?

    Whatever, he's just making shit up at this point.
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  12. 01-16-2013, 02:07 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    Howard said he tells Beth " I want to get laid" :dildoinass:
    ha! Which one of them do you think is worse in bed?
    Nemo's cock is always implied

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  13. 01-16-2013, 02:16 PM #33
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    Didn't he say they sleep in seperate beds or bedrooms or something?
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  14. 01-16-2013, 02:19 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Famous View Post
    Howard always claimed that when Beth put her hand on his chest, that was her way of initiating sex. Now he says the leg on his?

    Whatever, he's just making shit up at this point.
    Truth is it's when she puts her hand in his wallet
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  15. 01-16-2013, 02:35 PM #35
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    I would suspect that the only acting award Beth will get is her acting like she likes it with Howard in bed..
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!
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  16. 01-16-2013, 02:36 PM #36
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    And I guarantee the only time she initiates sex is when she wants something..
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!
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    sounds like he is changing his tune
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  18. 01-16-2013, 04:32 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by smichal View Post
    sounds like he is changing his tune
    Much like his HBO Girls opinion...
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!
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  19. 01-16-2013, 04:36 PM #39
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    I don't think Howard was being sincere.
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  20. 01-16-2013, 07:35 PM #40
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    She didn't crush his frail hip by launching that sausage leg over him?
    "I always picked up a vibe that he (Howard) was slightly homo." -Fred.
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