I was doing my personal shopping at Home Hardware - mainly looking for a new plunger, and these FUCKING asian punks came into the store.
I pretended that I didn't notice them but they started walking straight towards me like they knew me. They started asking me all kinds of questions about plungers and my bowel movements, being really rude like. Then one of the zippers got down on all fours behind me and the leader pushed me over him and thats when they all started bootfucking me.
I'm in the emergency room now. Stiches, cracked ribs, my best shirt got totally torn off so I have no shirt to wear.