"I got hard during Private Parts"

[chuk]

"Private Parts was great, when are you going to act again?"

God, the same tired thing he tries with every real actor.

[HorsetoothBeth]

That pos movie was the beginning of the end.

[Magnificent Mr. Hole]

I remember when we went to see it opening day, so excited, and there was only about 30 people in the theatre, and this was in Philly in the 90s, and we we left we were so dejected.

[Howard Stork]

It really takes talent to play yourself in a movie.

[DuckDong]

I remember when we went to see it opening day, so excited, and there was only about 30 people in the theatre, and this was in Philly in the 90s, and we we left we were so dejected.

I did the same shit in Cleveland. Went early bought six tickets, took my girlfriend, my buddy and none of my other buddies gave a shit enough to attend.. ate the cost of three tickets...There was maybe 20 people in the entire theater.

Bought all the alternate covers of the Private Parts album as well because I thought they were going to be collectible.

What a fucking naive rube I was.

Look at those fucking albums now http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_saca...+album&_sop=15

[chuk]

It's just so painful how he tries to use his experience getting a boner on set as a way to relate to real actors. Then he fishes for compliments on PP for the next 1/2 hr.

[FSFN]

That's great, 5 bucks for private parts cd. Still doesn't beat Oh my dog for .99 on amazon.

I did the same shit in Cleveland. Went early bought six tickets, took my girlfriend, my buddy and none of my other buddies gave a shit enough to attend.. ate the cost of three tickets...There was maybe 20 people in the entire theater.

Bought all the alternate covers of the Private Parts album as well because I thought they were going to be collectible.

What a fucking naive rube I was.

Look at those fucking albums now http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_saca...+album&_sop=15

[Mister Joshua]

The only good part was Jenna Jameson

[Pigsaw]

He got hard because he was in a bathtub with Fred. He just says it was because of the naked chick. Howard's a liar!

[DuckDong]

That's great, 5 bucks for private parts cd. Still doesn't beat Oh my dog for .99 on amazon.

If you look at completed auctions the only one that has sold in weeks was .99

[bucketbuddy]

i waited for PP on video. i thought it was great, but i was a HUGE fan back then.

[cah155]

I've never seen someone play themself so accurately

[Nemo]

Howard was erect in the bathtub because Fred's foot was touching his cock!


Howard also called Fred homophobic because he didn't want Howard to see his unclipped Latvian snake when they shared a hotel room 30+ years ago.

[Trophy Knife]

So which one of us got the gold cd?

[Vashier]

Howard will never be cast in another big budget film again because of his insistence of telling everybody how he gets a boner every time he's in a scene with a woman. The sexual harassment suit is just waiting to be filed against that studio.

[Onehourphoto]

It's just so painful how he tries to use his experience getting a boner on set as a way to relate to real actors. Then he fishes for compliments on PP for the next 1/2 hr.

Then boner talk leads into talking about cocks the other 1 hour with "real actors"

[Nemo]

So which one of us got the gold cd?

Howard is an honest company man!
Selling the same turd with different wrapping paper is not something Stern would ever do!

[Willowglen]

So which one of us got the gold cd?

[usedtampon]

I remember Private Parts tanking after 2 weeks, while a nothing Tim Allen movie kept going at the box office and won easily.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/...gle2jungle.htm

[BethSucks]

Doing a little math on Private Parts reveals what a financial flop it really was even though it covered it's production expenses. The total worldwide gross was $40 million. Howard was at the height of his radio popularity at the point of its release with somewhere around 17-18 million listeners. At an average price then of $6-$7 a ticket, around 6 million tickets were sold. So a number equivalent to about 1 out of 3 of his listeners went to see the film. Just like AGT he promised big numbers and they didn't happen, that's the main reason he's never been offered another role in a movie.