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    Man dies taking a shit....

    Only in New York.......

    Man slips, falls to death while defecating between subway cars; another man hurt in same station


    • By JENNIFER FERMINO, KAYLEE OSOWSKI, and JAMIE SCHRAM
    • Last Updated: 3:05 AM, January 16, 2013
    • Posted: 2:13 AM, January 16, 2013

    A 31-year-old Bronx man fell to his death yesterday while defecating between subway cars on a moving 6 train, cops said.
    The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by a northbound train as it was leaving the 125th Street station shortly after 4 p.m., police said.
    Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks — just as a northbound 5 train was pulling in — with a broken pelvis, severe buttocks injuries and cuts.
    That man — who sources said was Manuce Dulcio, 50 — might have been hit by the train, cops said.
    It’s unclear why he was on the tracks. Dulcio was “very intoxicated,” a police source said.
    Officials had initially said that the men had been involved in a fight.
    But they now believe the bizarre incidents were totally unrelated.
    Riders were stuck on the 5 train for 45 minutes after the incident.
    Listen up assholes...The above is my opinion and doesn't mean shit

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    shit happens
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    I believe there's a Chinese proverb regarding taking a dump while on a moving train.

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    "Who dies on the toilet? That's pathetic!"

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    ewwwwwwwwwww who does that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillVampires View Post
    "Who dies on the toilet? That's pathetic!"
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    i thought i was gonna die taking a shit 10 minutes ago....
    i feel so much better...
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    i saw that story in the news. they left out the taking a shit part.
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    It was the #2 train.
    My comments are based on my opinion only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyLazyHand View Post
    I believe there's a Chinese proverb regarding taking a dump while on a moving train.
    Confucius say, when dropping a deuce between moving train cars, do no attempt to wipe ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    i saw that story in the news. they left out the taking a shit part.

    Same, very odd that they omitted that hilarious detail.

    I'm sure the shitter was a fine upstanding citizen of some standing and will be missed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    i saw that story in the news. they left out the taking a shit part.
    What is the point of the news than?....The news media has become so sanitized
    Listen up assholes...The above is my opinion and doesn't mean shit

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    Total shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by jyanks View Post
    it was the #2 train.

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    What a shitty way to die
    The above statement is being made of my own free will. This site neither condones nor agrees to anything I post but for my right to post what I feel.

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    At least he died doing what he loved.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smichal View Post
    ewwwwwwwwwww who does that?
    OMG... You've never?

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