Things Howard Has Invented

[Fourinchespyle]

In light of recent bs spoken by Howard I have been trying to think of how many ideas/concepts/bits he has come up with FIRST. The first one that comes to mind for me....


1. Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
2. What's next.....?

[Herc]

Syndication

[Herc]

American Idol

[pontius pilot]

man in the street interviews.

[143]

street smarts was a rip off of the homeless game

[knu3421]

Post its

[Herc]

Making stars out of his employees . . .

[Herc]

Saying the word Nigger, Kike, and other ethnic slurs on the radio . . .

[Herc]

Eating while on the radio . . .

[Rocinante]

Evaluating chicks with a laser pointer. Actually, I think he sued for that show and may have won, which gave his "I invented everything" ego a boost.

[Herc]

Praying for Cancer and Aids on small children, adults, and animals . . .

[Herc]

Making fun of the retarded and handicap on the radio . . .

[Fourinchespyle]

Post its

I was unawares of that one. to Howard for that!

[Vdrummer35]

living in a 16 chimney closet, with a retired arab whore/beard.

[Herc]

Faggotry on the radio . . .

[Fourinchespyle]

The last two I do believe. Allegedly.

[Chimney Portions]

Pretending to be into pussy when tattooed porn skanks with horrendous tit jobs show their pussy.

[pontius pilot]

unplugged.

[Herc]

Marrying a Supermodel who no one knew or acknowledged in society as a Supermodel. Was never in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Nor was recognized by the fashion industry as a Supermodel . . .

Howard made her a Supermodel. Or thus declared it so. And dares anyone to say otherwise . . .

[knu3421]

Farting