Because she's a working class cooze from Baltimore who wants to pretend having money later in life changes that fact.
This. When she said she wanted to go permanent faux British accent on the show yesterday and then backpeddled that she was 'only kidding', well she wasn't. The more often people repeat the same 'joke' the more truth it contains. Everyone that's grown weary of Stern's tendency to 'Do you have a nice thick cock' line of questioning understands this.
Its textbook inferiority complex, the same sucking hole of emptiness at the center of all her other feel-good pursuits, charities etc that fizzle once they require actual work or effort. And if you've seen the photo of her apartment that circulated a few years back well, tells you everything. Looks like it was decorated for a 17th century king, embarrassingly gaudy.
I don't have a problem with anyone using Gilligan's Island as a template for their speech patterns.
In fact, life would be easier if everyone just fell into those groups. Ladies, are you Maryann, Ginger or Mrs. Howell? Guys, are you Professor, Skipper or Howell? Closeted gays - sorry, you're automatically Gilligan.
Well,,, I have to disagree with who she sounds like on the isdn line...
if you REALLY listen to her voice...the way she chooses her words and OVER-ENUNCIATES ....she sounds EXACTLY like George Takei!
She's sounds confused like George....
laughs like a hyena...like George...
punctuates every syllable ....dot's her T's...like George...
she sounds just like him!! Like a 75yr old..... LISTENING to the show on a PHone Line....confused and NO CLUE what's going on......like George.
ps...I brought this point up weeks ago in a thread...of course I WAS BASHED by the ever present Stern Show Staff who are here pretending to be "fans"....
....Robin has become a distraction....she's interrupting Howard when he is interviewing.....that crazy INSANE NEW LAUGH that LINGERS WAAAAAAYYY TOOOOOOOO LONG with her "Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" at the end???WTF IS THAT all about??
that's usually what 'old people' do when they laugh.... or CRAZY PEOPLE on meds...it's time for her to RETIRE!!!
or turn off her Mic during interviews like Howard did to Artie!!
peace & love